Jon was sad because Sherlack fell off a building and died or did he. Jon was all liek 'Waa Sherly come back' and he thinked im going to kill myself so hard ill die so I can be with you so he pulled his gun out of pocket and raised it to his head and as he raised it to his head he think 'goodbey cruel world' so he raised the gun to his head and while raising it to his head he looked out of the window of 221b because he was in 221b and saw a bird and thought 'why couldn't you fly Sherlick' so Jon raised the gun to his head and thought 'goodbey cruel world again' just to make sure world heard him as he raised the gun to his head.

He raised the gun to his head and then went to pull the trigger and heard 'Jon no!' and he looked and saw Shoelock running towards Jon and Jon screamed like a little girl and threw the gun over his head where it hit the ground and fired and somehow hit Anderson and killed him because nobody likes Anderson except Donovan who cried but shes a bish so who cares.

So anyway back to Jon who turned to lookat Shermilk and asked 'Slabmok is that rly you!?' and Shearclock said 'Yes Jon its me and I need you to come with me because somebody is dead and I need you to come with me so follow me.' 'but Stabmark' Jon sayingly said all sadlike 'how did you live' then Stopwatch looked at Jon all serious and said 'ill explain later Jon but this is no time for silly questions now follow meeeee'

so Jon followed him and mrs Hudsun came outside and said 'oh hello Jon are you gay yet' and Jon said 'no mrs Hudsun I am not gay' and Hudsy said 'oh that's a shame' and Smallpox told Jon to hurry up and so they took a taxi to the crme scene (Jon and Shameknock of course). lestrade walked over to them and said 'Smurfdoc your back!' and Supercroc said 'yes im back now wheres the body' and lestrade brought them over to the dead guy.

Smallrock looked at the body and said 'Judging by his eyebrows this man is an antisocial blogger who works the night shift at mcdonalds, and his piercings say that he was stabbed in the chest by his great uncle who can be found sleeping under a bench at a park my work here is done.' He then said goodbey to lestraddle and he and Jon got into another taxi.

'Now can you tell me how you servived?' Jon asked SkimMilk. 'its elementary my deer Washington. I can fly.' He said. Jon was confused. 'but you hit the ground.' 'Obvs im not too good at it yet.' Matlock said. Jon didn't understand but he not did say anything. They headed home and walked inside. 'hello boys' Mrsrs Hudsun said 'Are you gay yet Jon.' 'no Hud I am not of gaying' Jon said 'Oh OK.' Saided Hudsun and she walked into her hous.

Skidmark and Jon went into 221b and sat down on couch. 'So…' said Potcrock. 'Are you sure your not gay' 'Yes Slapstick im sure im not gay.'

'are you sure your sure your not gay'

'yes im sure im sure im not gay'

'are you sure your sure your sure your not gay'

'yes im sure im sure im sure im not gay'

'are you sure your sure your sure your sure your not gay'

'yes im sure im sure im sure im sure im not gay.'

'Oh OK.' Said Sharknado.

They sat there for an hour and then Splatspot turned to Jon and said 'I love you Jon' Jon looked at him for a while before saying 'I love you too Stamplick. Maybe im not so sure im sure im sure im sure im not gay' And then Tarmac kissed him and then they made out. Then they had sex. Lots of sex. Like 7 sex.

Like a month later Jon sat Shamwow down on couch. 'Spongebob I have big news' said Jon. 'Wat is it Jon' asked Scarface. 'OK here goes' says Jon and then 'im pregnant!' he watched as tomahawk's eyes started to cry as he said 'omg Jon that's amaazing is it a boy or a girl' 'I don't know yet but if it's a boy can we call him Haymitch?'

Spudbok gazed down at the life growing inside of Jons tummy and said 'We can name it whatevs you want, darling.' And he smiled.