A/n: ok this is a parody of *shudder* Avril's Skater Boi. I hate Avril but I hate the stupid stoner this song was written after even more. She's the lazy-ass person that every band has the one that is too lazy to bring in a the stand, to lazy to march the drill, the one that says to you "you don't know how hard it is being a shadow." Anyways every one who's heard thinks it's a good song and ummmmmmmmm…. What ever.
Stoner Girl
She was a trumpet
She couldn't play
Can it get any more obvious?
She was out getting stoned every day
What more can I say?
She was a punk
In marching band
Something no one could understand
She thought she was cool
She had no real friends
But that's not where the story ends
She was a stoner girl
The thought of her makes me hurl
she always ruined the bands field show
Now she lives on the street
Still not quite with the beat
That stupid stoner girl
5 years from now
she is a whore
Living outside the grocery store
If you give her a buck
She'll give you a fuck
Inside the box she calls home
She sees her ex-friends
But they all pretend
That she was never one of them
She could have been
But she didn't try
And they believe she deserves to die
She was a stoner girl
The thought of her makes me hurl
she always ruined the bands field show
Now she lives on the street
Still not quite with the beat
That stupid stoner girl
A/n sorry it wasn't longer guys I got stuck ummmmmm not to much band in there but I did try and it is about a band member…. Kim helped a little mostly my idea though (yes I will take all the credit :P ) anyways ummmmmm yeah trombone power