What happens when you lock the Evilocity Idiots in a room? (a Bakura/Marik fic)
This is a one-shot (if that means a single story and only chapter which I hope it does) explaining tha origin of Bakura's new weapon. It all started at Ryou's house...
"Why do we have to stay in this room?" Bakura asked. "Because YOU two had to blow up the fire station!" Malik yelled. "but they didn't believe I was on fire!" Marik whined. "Marik, pants with fire designs on them don't count. Now this is a 30-minute time-out," Ryou stated, "and as you can see, we've removed anything that can cause havoc or give you two ideas. Now think about what you've done!" Therefore, he closed the door and locked it.
"Great, stuck in a room, nothing to do and nothing to stimulate my young, intelligent mind," Bakura pouted. "I know you lyin' 'cause you ain't young and you sure ain't intelligent!" Marik protested. "Marik, you dumbass, spell 'intelligent'" "I can spell 'intelligent'! I-t-i-l-...gent! HA!" Marik is now dancing around celebrating his stupidity. "You bloody idiot, sit down and give me something to do" "What about me?" Marik stated as he grabbed Bakura's waist. "Get off of me! Even thouh I'm rarin' to go, I don't want to do your dumbass self! Besides, we can do that later and I want to inflict pain on something. Wait-I got it!" Bakura exclaimed.
"Got
what?" "You know I'm the smart one of the group-"
"Yeah right." Marik stated. "As I was saying,"
Bakura said, getting tense, "I am an inventor!" "You
mean like that Edison guy? I hate that guy! You're not smart enough
to be an inventor!" "Yes I am!" "Oh yeah, then
what's 2+2?" "22!" Bakura said happily, "now can
I how you my invention?"
"I guess so, idiot."Marik
replied as he saw Bakura put something behind his back. "Now,
what does a wrench plus a knife plus duct tape equal?" "Hell
if I know." Then Bakura said as he put his arm around Marik's
shoulder, "I know, the question was too hard for your impudent
little mind and extremely-" "Just get on with it!"
yelled Marik. "Alright, the answer is, da da-da DAAA!
Knife-wrench!" "Fool, all you did was duct tape a damn
knife to a wrench! It's perfect!" exclaimed Marik, "And
look what I found!" "What is it?" Bakura asked, full
of glee. "This!" Marik pronounced as he pulled out a steam
iron. "An...iron. What can we do with an iron, Marik!"
Bakura yelled, making Marik cower, "No, seriously, what can we
do? I'm too excited to think straight!" "Oh, don't worry, I
have an idea. Let's have some fun," smiled Marik.
27 minutes later
"Ok, time to come out, it's over." Ryou said as he opened the door to reveal Marik (who has 6 burn marks on him that are shaped like an iron, a black eye, and bruise marks on him that look like it came from a wrench) pressing a VERY hot iron onto Bakura's chest, which has 3 long gashes on it, stab marks all over his body and a broken nose. The both of them are surrounded by a pool of blood. "What, time-out's over already?" Marik stated as he pressed the iron right on one of Bakura's gashes, causing him to scream in pain. "I hope not, we've been naughty," Bakura gasped as he swung the knife-wrench right into Marik's genitalia. Hard.
The moral: Never leave those two in a room together.