A.N: Yes, it has finally happend, I've gotten off my lazy butt and actually posted the first drabble of the series that Katie and I promised you, is in't it wonderful?

Luppi: No, not really...

A.N: Shut up, no one asked you... Wait, what are you doing here????

Luppi: I'm Grimmjow's repalcement, remember....

A.N: Oh, yeah..... one second...... AHHHHHH *runs away screaming*

Ulquiorra: Review trash.

Meetings: A Drabble series.

Meeting One: This is not a cult/Pimp Sama

"And that is why-"

"Ooh. Aizen…. Aizen… Psst, Aizen-sama. Pick me." Aizen sighed as Brooke waved her hand in the air madly. Fran, Katie and Brooke had done nothing the entire meeting than shuffle in their seats, play rock, paper, scissors, and make funny faces at the other Espada.

"Yes Brooke?" Aizen asked wearily.

"Is this a cult?" Katie ask for her friend; if Aizen himself wasn't a god, his face would have dropped along with the rest of his Espada, "Well, I mean because you have everyone dress in similar uniforms and all…"

"I just like conformity." Aizen could see Brooke basically fall out of her seat at the idea of conformity.

"And you always seem to think of yourself as 'god'." Fran added while staring at him as she waited for an answer.

"And look at it this way; you don't have to have a mass suicide because all of your culties are already dead!" Brooke pointed out.

"Yeah, so is this a cult? 'Cause we'd really like to know if we joined a cult." Katie asked again as the three girls stared at Aizen in anticipation.

"No. this is not a cult." Aizen told them firmly, as some of the Espada looked relieved.

"So, are ya a pimp?" Brooke asked him after a moment a silence, almost making Aizen spit out his tea, "Does that make all the 'Spada your hoes?" she asked the brown haired ex-captain.

"Aww man, that mean's I made out with a hooker!" Katie complained looking at Stark.

"Hey, you have to pay Pimp-Sama for that." Fran pointed out to her friend sternly.

"No I don't, he's number one!" The pyro argued.

"Yeah, number one SELLER." The youngest girl said cracking them up, waking Stark up. At this point Aizen started rubbing his temples as the Espada started giving the girls weird looks while others looked offended.

"Hey, Grimmjow, this means Ichi-chan can finally buy you!!" Fran exclaimed happily.

"Not if I buy him first." Her friend laughed as Grimmjow hit her up side her head. "What? Everyone knows your my bitch."

As Brooke and Grimmjow got into an argument Aizen made a decision, never again was he going to force the three halflings to a meeting that didn't involve them.

A.N: And there you have it.... I have nothing else to say, but in the words of the all powerfull Emocar, Review Trash!!!!