Disclaimer: I do not own Sheogorath, Mania, Dementia, or anything else you recognise from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, they are owned by Bethesda; I also do not own "Man of La Mancha", or the song "I, Don Quixote"; they belong to Mitch Lee and Joe Darion (who wrote the songs from "Man of La Mancha") and Miguel de Cervantes (who wrote the novel "Don Quixote"; upon which "Man of La Mancha" is based). I did, however, write this song / poem you are about to read, which is meant to be sung to the tune of "I, Don Quixote" from "Man of La Mancha". I know it's short, but I think it's kind of cute... so I hope you'll enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it!
*This is an edit; slightly re-formatted; essentially the same content as the previous version...*
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The Ballad of Sheogorath
Hear me now, O thou Heathens and Zealots of mine
Worship me, or I'll rip out your spine!
You may think you have free will and not toe the line
But you'll all be mine time after time!
I am Lord Sheogorath!
The Lord of Dementia!
And of Mania; yes, I rule both...
And the wild thoughts in my head
Have you dancing to my tune
You will always keep me entertained...
Always keep me entertained...
You wouldn't like me when I'm bored!
Jyggalag, I'm Jyggalag,
I conquer the Isles each thousand years...
I'll have my revenge somehow,
On those fools who dared curse me...
Hear me now, O Demented and Maniacs all,
All your paranoid ramblings are moot...
You belong to me and you will never be free,
For your lives are devoted to me!
I am Lord Sheogorath!
The Lord of Dementia!
And of Mania; yes, I rule both...
And the Isles under my rule
Will prosper with madness
And the Greymarch is over at last...
The Greymarch is over at last...
And I've thwarted Order once more!
The End
I hope you all enjoyed reading that; please R&R!