This story may confuse some of our readers, so beyond the usual disclaimers, here's an explanation: "Our" Randy is written and portrayed by the same writer in three different places. Our Beyond The Mat, as well as our affiliate, When Worlds Collide, as well as in a private writing/roleplay area. Our Randy is involved with different women in each, as well, in varying levels of intimacy and relationships.

In older, original Beyond The Mat stories, there has been mention of his friend OC Mimi Davis. Currently, at our affiliate, When Worlds Collide, Randy and Mimi have rekindled their relationship and are currently living together, although they are not "committed", i.e., looking for any particular "future" together and they're content to live their lives day to day. His relationships at the public Beyond The Mat are mostly one-night stands, with exception to his past with Stacy Keibler. His current relationship in the private roleplay has not been mentioned here on , but past stories archived here include ex-fiancee OC Eve Sharmouta.

So as not to confuse this variation of Randy's relationships, we're calling this a "Collision" story, to differentiate, "Collision" being wordplay on When Worlds Collide's name.

Yeah, so, Randy and Mimi moved into the better apartment, things are good. They're not all OH HAI WE IZ IN LUV AND NUFFIN WILL EVARRRRRRR COME BTWN US!11! shit. They're just comfortable together. This is how it is when you're friends first, rational people with reasonable expectations, with mutual respect and whatever the fuck.

Oh.

Wait.

The mutual respect part...yeah. Problem.

Randy's chanting "ASSSSSSSSSHOLEEEE" in his own head. At himself. Now. And Mimi will likely join in and direct the same thing at him later on when she wakes up.

Condom broke.

Well, didn't break.

Sort of tore on the way on.

Used it anyway.

Discarded it like it was fine. Even though it was never fine to begin with.

Now, she ain't a rat. He -thinks- she's on the shot, still. So this shouldn't be a problem, right? Right. But if she's in between shots, it could be.

To merely MENTION that the thing broke, when it broke, could've given Mimi the opportunity to tell him to stop, or shit, just GET ANOTHER ONE OUT OF THE BOX. Or hell, "You don't even need that, Randy," she might've said. It's not like they're 15 years old and he just spent his allowance on a fucking CONDOM. Shit.

The fact is that, well, ok. He might have been a bit hopped up on his pain medication, but even that won't excuse the lapse of respect. He wanted to get it in. He wanted to occupy Vagistan. Mimi more likely than not would've let him conquer Vagistan without wrapping up the Platoon Commander in Saran Wrap.

But he didn't give her that opportunity.

If anything, that whole "I know something you don't know" was a component of a mindfuck that turned the end of their tryst into better sex than they usually have. He pulled some type of power move at the end that she'll likely feel for a couple of days. And that's what's so ASSHOLE about it.

That part of him is sorry, and another part..well, he'd do it all over again.

If this was a rat? Oh, HELL no. He won't touch a rat unprotected because that's like sticking your cock in a deep fryer set on 450* of boiling oil. You'll get it blistered and burned and fucked up and it'll never be the same. And rats tend to breed like rabbits. So, no.

So why did he get off on this like he did?

Because he's an asshole.