Shadows: Well, I'm back with something new... Unfortunately, not in script format...
Disclaimer: Fuck you.
Do you get it yet?
Prologue: Come on man, it's right fucking in front of you
Three strange looking people, looking bewildered as to why they were there, entered the room. It would figure they were Link, Zelda, and Ganondork.
"Hey! Why is my fucking name screwed up!"
"Shut the hell up you fucking fruitcake!"
"I'll show you a goddamn fruitcake, you motherfuckin-"
"Will you fucking GOOBERS shut the fuck up for one minute, while I organize some shit! Fucking please!"
The voice that had shouted out from apparent (and large)speakers, immediately silenced the racketing, Link and Ganon, while Zelda simply stared ahead. With an ipod in hand. Wearing earpieces. Fuck her.
While Zelda continued listening to whatever the fuck she was listening to, and Link and Ganon continued cursing and flicking her off, a shadow moved about above them, accompanied by another shadow simply sitting around doing nothing. The sound booth(or something).
"What the fuck is a goober?"
"I don't fucking know. My English teacher calls my class that all the time though."
"Meh... Gummi bears."
"Then go get me some."
"You go get some!"
"You!"
"You go get me my shit!"
"You go get me my fucking shit!"
The shadows, whoever they were, kept this up while unaware that the microphone that had first transmitted one of their voices, was still on. And booming.
With this kind of people telling you what to do, what won't be fun?
Enjoy.