Jem was talking to her boyfriend, Vicious, about going to see her older brother Jet. He looked at her and said, "He's a hunter and his friend Spike hates me. So I'll be killed if I go."
She shook her head no and said, "If Spike hurts you I will kill him, ok?" Vicious nodded his head and they went to see her brother and the others, Spike and Faye. Vicious went on the Bepop and Spike, being his usual self, pulled out a gun and got screamed at by Jet.
Jem said "Thank you!" and hugged Jet for scolding Spike.
Spike asked, " Why did you stop me?"
"Jem is my sister and Vicious is her boyfriend," said Jet, "I can't let you harm them." Spike glared evilly at his arch-nemesis, while Vicious sat contently with an evil smirk on his face. Jem smiled and playfully told Vicious to "play nice". The look across Spike's face read quite plainly, you fucking moron asshole. Looks placed on both Jet and Vicious's faces were more than easy to read, "touch her, and die."
Faye, breaking the silence of the "dirty look" war, says, "Now, would any of you little kids like a cup of tea?"
Spike raises his hand stupidly and says, "Yes, I would, mommy."
"Oh, would you quit being such a little baby and grow up?" Jem asked Spike with an evil look.
"Well, if you would stop with all the little bitchy looks then maybe we could solve this dilemma," Spike said as he slipped an arm around Jem's waistline.
"Like you stand a chance," Jem told him as she pulled out a dagger.
"Well, if you wanna be that way," Spike said as he pulled away and sat down on the sofa, "but I was quite sure we could have a little fun if you ditch the bitch."
Without words, Jem threw the dagger, having it land just a little away from his manhood, leaving a gapping hole in the sofa.
"Oh man, that's my couch!" Jet shouted, "I might just make you pay for that one sis."
"Well, let me take aim one more time and I guarantee I won't miss and then, maybe I'll pay for the couch," Jem told her older brother.
"Well, I sure could use a hand in the kitchen with this tea..." Faye called to break up all the noise.
"Coming Faye," Jem announced. Jem could feel Spikes eyes on her back as she walked from the room. She just knew she would hear Vicious' voice in a second, she just knew he would be telling him off, every time they came to see Jet lately it was the same thing over and over again, Spike didn't really hate Vicious, just envied him for having Jem all to himself. As she helped Faye with the tea, she could hear Vicious and Spike starting up the fighting again.
"So, have you and Spike hit the hay yet? Or is that still on it's way?" Jem asked Faye, making her cough rather loudly and spit out her mouthful of tea.
"WHAT? How could you ask that?" Faye questioned.
"What? It's just a simple question, have you or not?"
Blushing, Faye nods her head, "Haven't you and Vicious?"
"Well, I know it's against my brothers every expectation but, yeah, more than a few times," Jem said rather bluntly, "but that's to stay between me and you, for now."
"Sure, but when are you two planning on that marriage? You know that's the only way Jet would ever approve of what you're doing with him, what if you end up pregnant and he finds out? What are you gonna do then?" Faye questioned her.
"Well, between you and me, and Vicious doesn't even know this yet, but I already am." Jem told her, "and I talked Vicious into coming here today because I plan on telling them at the same time, and then watching the looks on their faces, and pray that Jet doesn't decide to kill me or Vicious. I plan on telling him that I knew what I was getting myself into." Jem told Faye.
"Well, if that's not a killer." Faye stated rather frankly.