AN: It's been a long time since I posted anything on , but better late than never!
Warnings for heavy profanity and other bad stuff. Wait until you're eighteen to read this, kiddies! At least show it to Mom first and let HER decide if it's okay. Listen to your parents. Now go brush your teeth again. Longer, this time.
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Hey Sensei!
A freestyle rap
Ay yo!
I got a resolution
This year I'm batting right
No blood-red moon this year
Yeah, you can live tonight
We can go bowling, it ain't like before
Can't y'all see that I'm growing?
I was so immature
I was young and havin' snitches
Havin' fuzz show up at my crib
Thinkin' they shit
But they couldn't prove nothin' on me
Some mad pigs didn't get past the bridge
I went to J. T. Ripper on their asses-es
No black magic, just gas and shit
Work with those Lil Debbies
When you done, get ready!
The boys I was fiendin' to smash
Let 'em see my doll stash
Will taste 'em on cruise trips
Then strand 'em with sly tricks
There was no such thing as male companionship
But I'm off that homo shit!
I need a friend who heals at max speed
Still won't stop me
And if he don't need his head
I can use his body!
(Hey Sensei!)
Even if I can't resurrect my bro
Still y'all may watch my show
My fangirls going
(Hey Sensei!)
Promise you'll never tap no ho
Promise you'll never hit that
Promise you'll blow-
The viewers saying
(Hey Sensei!)
Even if I can't resurrect my bro
Still y'all may watch my show
My fangirls going
(Hey Sensei!)
Promise you'll never tap no ho
Promise you'll never hit that Promise you'll blow-
They saying
[Saki]
Only thing he's blowin' is
Them hundies blowin'
On them gay clothes
Off to his shenanigans again
Alone, still here, think I wanna shed a tear
Like, "Bro, couldn't you clean out my tank this year?"
It's a germ thang, judge rang, "State your claim,"
"I need a good drain,
Tinted glass to shield my gaze..."
Cursin' my name soon as he thinkin' 'bout me
But he'll be his own demise if he can't just let the past be
Bet'cha bro can't spin it like this, like this
I bet his lips ain't bluish like this, like this
And I'm from Kyoto, you catch me in anybody's lab
Swimmin' thug, too fab
Fish, they can't get with-
(Hey Sensei!)
Even if I can't resurrect my bro
Still y'all may watch my show
My fangirls going
(Hey Sensei!)
Promise you'll never tap no ho
Promise you'll never hit that
Promise you'll blow-
The viewers saying
(Hey Sensei!)
Even if I can't resurrect my bro
Still y'all may watch my show
My fangirls going
(Hey Sensei!)
Promise you'll never tap no ho
Promise you'll never hit that
Promise you'll blow-
The viewers saying
I was the worst
I used to axe chicks everyday
Had haters mad for real
Like, "I thought he was gay!"
'Cause they thought sooner or later
Bitch was passing away
Just a matter of time
She'd be passing away
I'll have your chick
In all your worst nightmares
Sayin' my name
Meanwhile her organs in Manila
Supportin' the trade
She used to trust ya
But she's feeling different today
You used to distance her
Now watch your princess slippin' away
Consorting with hustlers
Doctors that be pleadin' their case
She says she feels free
When she's around me
I'm lettin' her do her and in turn she doin' me
She's on the dancefloor with you
Like, "How cool is he!"
(Hey Sensei!)
Even if I can't resurrect my bro
Still y'all may watch my show
My fangirls going
(Hey Sensei!)
Promise you'll never tap no ho
Promise you'll never hit that
Promise you'll blow-
The viewers saying
(Hey Sensei!)
Even if I can't resurrect my bro
Still y'all may watch my show
My fangirls going
(Hey Sensei!)
Promise you'll never tap no ho
Promise you'll never hit that
Promise you'll blow-
The viewers saying
(Hey Sensei!)
Even if I can't resurrect my bro
Still y'all may watch my show
My fangirls going
(Hey Sensei!)
Promise you'll never tap no ho
Promise you'll never hit that
Promise you'll blow-
The viewers saying
(Hey Sensei!)
Even if I can't resurrect my bro
Still y'all may watch my show
My fangirls going
(Hey Sensei!)
Promise you'll never tap no ho
Promise you'll never hit that
Promise you'll blow-
The viewers saying