Hanako_Tenshi: Hello~!
Winged Quill: Hello as well!
Hanako_Tenshi: we have begun this little….thingy majigle for and out of pure boredom and randomness.. It's going to be a collection of Harry potter and soul eater crossovers ~!
Winged Quill: I don't know much about the series, so much of it will be making fun of Kid and his obsession with symmetry.
Hanako_Tenshi: She's the Harry Potter Girl, I'm the soul eater girl. We'll specify who writes what little one shots, or if both of us write one…together…..Pie.
Winged Quill: Let's not let this drag on forever, sit back, relax, and enjoy…
Hanako_Tenshi: WAIT! We forgot the disclaimer…
Winged Quill: Don't own, Don't sue yada yada yadda. I mean, if we owned either/both of them we would make…. Things happen….
Hanako_Tenshi: On to the story!
By: Hanako_Tenshi and Winged Quill
3rd person
It was a normal day, okay maybe a not-so-normal day. Which was normal for Harry. Brings up an interesting conundrum. Anyway…Harry was walking through Hogwarts. When suddenly, a boy came over….and pushed him to the ground.
Oh, and the boy had a knife. That boy was Death the Kid. But poor Harry didn't know that.
"NOT THIS AGAIN!" Harry exclaimed angrily. "ISN'T ONE ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE A WEEK ENOUGH!"
The boy didn't pay attention and pushed the knife towards his forehead.
"What are you doing you bloody idiot!"
"I am fixing your symmetry," the boy said, all too calmly, as if pushing down a random stranger was perfectly normal.
The boy surveyed him, his eyes lingering on Harry's forehead.
"You're not even symmetrical yourself!" yelled Harry, his eyes scrunching in confusion.
"I will have a fit about that later. Right now, I need to fix your symmetry."
"WITH A KNIFE?"
"Yes. Your scar is asymmetrical."
"So you're gonna carve another scar into my forehead?"
"Yup."
"I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS!"
"Don't care, and don't move. Wouldn't want to make any…stray marks."
Death the Kid began to slowly carve another scar into Harry's forehead. All the while, Harry was screaming his head off. Yet, for some odd reason, no one heard. Or at least, didn't help him.
Soon Death the Kid was done, and stood up happily. Harry grabbed the bleeding cut. Kid snatched Harry's hand away, studying him.
"Now your symmetry is perfect!"
"You carved another bloody scar in my head!" Harry exclaimed with much rage and irritation. At that point Hermione walked up. She glanced at Harry, clear worry quickly covered her face.
"Harry! Are you alright!" She exclaimed rushing over to him, looking at the new scar.
"No! That bloody idiot over there carved another scar in my forehead!" Harry exclaimed. They turned to see Death the Kid summon his skateboard Beelzebub and fly away. Hermione then hurried to take Harry to the infirmary, where he received stitches for his scars.
Fin.