Dear whoever is relevant,
I, Professor Minerva McGonagall, do solemnly swear I hate "Hogwarts High Inquisitor" Dolores J. Umbridge. She is a despicable and vile woman and a horrible teacher to boot, stifling their education. A teacher should never ever base learning in pure theory. Doing so will never give our students the practice they need to function in this magical world! And to further her ineptitude, she prohibits asking questions in class. It's people like her, and, of course, the Ministry of Magic, that really ruffle my feathers, living in denial the way they do.
Furthermore, I detest her ersatz femininity. Hiding behind pink cardigans and bows and frill and oh-so-cute-and-decorative kitten-laden ceramic plates is a cruel and demented soul. A soul tainted and indoctrinated so that it resembles the scum of society. It fears uncertainty and anything different. Karma dictated that the soul would be destroyed in the Forbidden Forest. We have no place for such mindsets. Mindsets like those of Death Eaters.
May Dolores rot in hell.
Sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall.