A/n: So, I've been meaning to write a new fic, so here is a spur of the moment one. The song is called Sexy Can I by Ray J feat Young Berg
Disclaimers: I don't own the characters or the song
Perfección de la matanza Killing Perfection in Spanish
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Kagome had just walked into the bar she worked at, completely annoyed with all the male customers hitting on her as she entered. The bar that she worked at was one of a kind; it allowed anyone inside, no prejudices.
Walking behind the bar, Kagome quickly removed her over shirt, so she was now wearing her tight fitting work uniform. Which consisted of a black skin tight tank top with the bars' name on it "Perfección de la matanza," with jagged slash mark over it, the pants were nice black slacks that obviously showed Kagome's well toned buttocks off.
Kagome was one of the only bartenders who was working tonight, she didn't know why, because tonight was Friday and it would be the busiest night. Her boss, who was very unoriginal might I add, was also working the bar tonight, except we was allowed to do what he wanted, when he wanted, simply because he owned and managed the bar.
Mentally sighing and resigning herself to the tedious work of refraining from decking the customers, Kagome started whipping up drinks like crazy. Cracking her neck, once, twice, now three times, she looked up and saw her boss walking towards the bar, a large smirk on his face, when that happened, you never knew if it was good or bad.
"Kagome, I see you are on time tonight," Sesshoumaru, Kagome's boss started.
"Save it for someone who cares, Sesshou," smirking herself, Kagome quickly whipped up a Tequila Sunrise for a customer.
Her boss narrowed his eyes at his employee, "Tonight, I believe we should make you be the entertainment."
"You wouldn't dare," she glared at him.
"Oh, I would. I'm sure our customers would, love to see you entertain," he looked at a customer, who quickly nodded his head and got a perverted grin on his face.
"Sorry, bartending is what I do, not entertaining. Your man whore of a little brother needs a job, make him entertain. Though I'm sure 99.9 of the customers will become sick at the sight of him," smiling, Kagome turned away from her boss and continued making drinks.
Walking away, Sesshoumaru pulled out a walkie-talkie and spoke into it. As if on cue, someone appeared on the stage, with a microphone, trying to get everyone to be quiet. It took a couple of minutes, be everyone eventually shut up. Walking a bit quicker, Sesshoumaru walked onto the stage and took the microphone from the announcer.
Looking up Kagome swore under her breath, slipping out from behind the bar, to walk towards the stage, intent on getting Sesshoumaru back for the last time he did this.
"Ladies and gentlemen," mentally scoffing Sesshoumaru continued, "tonight our entertainment will the beautiful –" he was suddenly cut off by Kagome getting up on stage and taking the microphone.
Kagome finished for him, "and handsome, Sesshoumaru," she smirked.
"I don't think –" Sesshoumaru attempted to butt in.
"You don't have to, Sesshoumaru. You are just going to sing, I'm sure you will enjoy every minute of it," Kagome grinned when she saw Sesshoumarus' face pale.
"Why not –" once again Sesshoumaru was cut off.
"Why not me? Because I'm always doing it. Now I know you know this song, so sing it good," Kagome winked and handed the microphone to Sesshoumaru and walked over to the karaoke machine.
The music started up. This is what came out of Sesshoumarus mouth.
Sexy can I Chorus: Yung Berg: Ray J: Yung Berg Sexy can I, visit
you at work While you sliding down the pole, Yung Berg Sexy can I, just pardon my manners. Yung Berg: Chorus:
Yeah, Yeahhh
All we wanna
know is...
(Sexy can I)
Sexy can I, just
pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like
(ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All
I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then
we chill for a second, then we shake that ass some more
Sexy can
I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got nigga like
(ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All
I wanna know is, sexy can I.
What up lil
mama, it's ya boy Youngin
G5 dipped in louis vuitton luggage (ay)
Gotta love it, ya boy so fly
All the ladies go (ohhh) when a
lot go by.
Gucci on her feet, Marc Jacob on her thigh
She
wanna ride or die with ya boy in the Chi.
That's right, so I let
her kiss the prince
her boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how
you shake it, got a nigga like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let
me go and get my camera
All I wanna know is, sexy can I.
Sexy
can I, keep it on the low.
Got a girl at the crib, we can take it
to the mo-mo.
You can bring a friend, or you can ride solo.
Let
me get my camera, so we can take a photo.
(ohh, ohh, ohh) Now go
shawty, go shawty.
Baby when we make love it's like, (Oh, ohh,
ohh)
(I don't know what your man is like but
shorty all I want to know is...sexy can I.
no panties,
no shirt.
Then you climb back up the pole,
then you drop and
do the splits.
How you make that pussy talk,
Baby damn, u is
da shit
(Oh, ohh, ohh) Now go shawty, go shawty.
I make it
rain in the club like (Oh, ohh, ohh)
(I don't
know what your man is like but baby all I want to know is...Sexy can
I
Girl how you shake
it, got a nigga like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and
get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
I don't care who's ya boy hittin, or who Ray Nella
So when I
give it to her, i know that she ain't tellin'
See i'm a go getta
and she a go get it
You already know shit
(Sexy can I)
Sexy
can I send for you red-eye
Fresh out the pool no towel
just
let it air dry.
And if you ain't fkin' tonight
Man you can
watch that tour bus go by you tonight
Sexy can
I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga
like (oh baby)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
Sexy can I,hit it from the
front,
then I hit it from the back.
know you like it like
that.
then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more
Sexy
can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga
like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I.
He ended the song. Not quite sure why he actually sang it. Glaring at Kagome he got off the stage and stalked over towards her.
"How dare you making me do that!" he was pissed, Kagome knew that.
Grinning Kagome walked up to Sesshoumaru, "Oh c'mon it wasn't that bad, boss."
Sesshoumaru shivered slightly, never had Kagome ever said the word boss in that sensual way she just did.
"That bad? It was worse, Kagome."
Smirking, Kagome leaned up to him as if she was going to kiss him, she breathed out one small phrase, "Sexy Can I," and then she kissed him.
Sesshoumaru stood there wide eyed, Kagome was kissing him. Taking his opportunity, she kissed her back, slipping his tongue in her mouth, tasting her mouth.
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3
weeks later
"Kagome, would turn that blasted radio down!" yelled an annoyed boss.
"No, I won't, now shut up!" yelled back Kagome.
Three minutes passed.
"Now will you turn down that radio?" a little less annoyed boss asked.
"No, shut up!"
Ten minutes passed.
"Would you turn it down, now?" Sesshoumaru, the boss sighed out.
"No, shut up and listen!"
Sesshoumaru listened, he slapped himself. His girlfriend came out of the bathroom, in nothing but a towel, singing to the song, which happened to be the song that got them together in the first place, Sexy Can I.
Grinning like a pervert, Sesshoumaru threw the towel off his girlfriend picked her up and carried her to the bedroom, kissing her the whole way there.
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A/n: And, there you go! Hmm… I don't know if I really like it… but oh well, Ja ne