Sorin.

"You know, we should be getting along fine, considering how we are both dark, sadistic, vampires. I mean, you're a vampire, right?"

Sorin did NOT respond. "Well, are you, or are you not?"

"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?"

"Oh my, He speaks!" Said Olivia"

How about we just continue our conquest to Markov manor. We are in the middle of a long journey. There, we will battle Nahiri, which you will need energy for. Therefore, we should stop and rest soon." Eventually, they found a shallow cave to sleep in. Not even thirty minutes had passed, when a guard who was keeping watch, reported that a eldrazi¹ was spotted.

Olivia.

"Ma'am, a eldrazi was spotted on a perimeter sweep. One of us attacked it, and all of a sudden it shot this dart-like needle into one of us. within seconds, a eldrazi burst out of their stomach. It crawled out, and attempted to attack us, but got killed very quickly. The original, however, tried running, but we shot it with a bow, killing it.""Mmmnn... Very good! You should get a raise! Then again... you did wake me up... AAAAAAHHH WHO CARES! You deserve a raise!"

"Thank you..."

"You deserve it..."

Then, she fell asleep.

¹eldrazi: look it up Google. Too hard to explain.