Instant Message of Death!
By Jason Tandro
Props to abbyjenna who gave me this great idea. Be sure to read the story "The Summoners Part Gets AIM".
exsoldier has logged on at 2:53 PM
cetrababe has logged on at 2:54 PM
masamunekid has logged on at 2:54 PM
exsoldier: Yo Aerith.
cetrababe: What's up?
exsoldier: not much, not much.
exsoldier: do you wanna go see Loveless?
cetrababe: Um. What about Tifa?
exsoldier: wat?
cetrababe: you know. Aren't you and here going out?
exsoldier: no, not really.
cetrababe: You could have fooled me.
exsoldier: um… sorry.
exsoldier: well do you wanna go?
masamunekid: hey baby, how about you go with me?
cetrababe: who are you?
exsoldier: yeah who are yih?
exsoldier: you?
masamunekid: it's me, Sephiroth.
cetrababe: Sephiroth? Are you asking me out? 0.0
masamunekid: yeah, I guess. We can go see loveless, I can stab you.
masamunekid: kill you
masamunekid: buy you flowers.
cetrababe: I'm a flower girl. Like I need more flowers.
exsoldier: yeah man, you don't know her at all.
cetrababe: oh bug off Cloud.
cetrababe has logged out at 2:59 PM
bigboobs has logged on at 3:01 PM
bigboobs: hey guys.
exsoldier: hey Tifa.
bigboobs??
bigboobs: This is Cait Sith.
exsoldier: oh man!!!
masamunekid: I'm blind. I've gone blind.
bigboobs has logged out at 3:03 PM
materiagirl has logged in at 3:05 PM
vampireboy has logged in at 3:06 PM
exsoldier: hey Yuffie.
materiagirl: hey Cloud. What's up?
exsoldier: you wanna go see Loveless with me?
vampireboy: she can't.
materiagirl: yeah. Actually could you guys clear out? Vincent and me want to use the chat for, y'know, us.
masamunekid: Oh that's it! IM of DEATH!!!!
materiagirl has been killed at 3:09 PM
vampireboy has been killed at 3:10 PM
exsoldier: hey man, that goes to far!
masamunekid: don't make me IM of Death you too.
rocketman has logged on at 3:12 PM
rocketman: where are the ladies?
masamunekid: may I?
exsoldier: you may.
rocketman has been killed at 3:14 PM
cetrababe has logged on at 3:16 PM
cetrababe: hey, I heard you guys were killing people in here.
exsoldier: well… yeah….
karategirl has logged on at 3:17 PM
karategirl: hey cloud! You wanna go on a date?
exsoldier: yeah, where to?
cetrababe: hey!!!
karategirl: I was thinking we could go see loveless.
exsoldier: okay, if you want to.
karategirl: I'll make it up to you I promise.
exsoldier: okay.
cetrababe: IM of DEATH!!!!
karategirl has been killed at 3:20 PM
exsoldier has been severely mauled at 3:21 PM
exsoldier: but… why?
cetrababe: you don't date anybody until I can tolerate you enough to date you!
masamunekid: yes! Cloud is weakened! Now I can destroy the last Cetra! hahaha!
cetrababe has been killed at 3:24 PM
exsoldier: Nooooooooooooooooo!
exsoldier has been killed at 3:25 PM
masamunekid has logged off at 3:27 PM