The year was 1875. It was the time of cowboys in Amierica, and cause it was the 70s, disco cowboys ran a muck in the streets of Wiggle Town. They hated every one that was not a part of disco because disco was obvi the best and regular dusty cowboys were boring. Dicso cowboys liked to wear sequins and afros and they thot that every body else looked boring like they just went to a funeral for a pile of dirt and then tripped and fell into a pile of taxes.
Greg, Murray, Anthony, and Jeff all lived in Wiggle Town and they loved it because they were wiggles and the town was named after them even thou they didn't really do anything special except wear the same shirt every day. On one day Greg went to wake up all the other wiggles because he was the leader and it was his job as mom.
"Murray wake up!" said Greg very loud because Murray was very asleep. His gf Daisy the Dinosaur was still in his bed from last night when they did u kno what together all night. She did not move probably because she is a dinosaur so she doesn't have to listen to what Gre g says since she could eat him like a granola bar. Dinosaurs don't eat granola bars but they could if they wanted they do what they want.
Murray woke up and rolled over onto his back since he had been sleeping on his stomach.
"WHAT THE FUKC MURR?!11" yelled Greg again very loud. Murray still had a boner from last night and his huge man cock was poking out from the blankets. It looked like a tent. Greg now understood why Murray's gf was a dinosaur because she had a dinosaur vagina big enough to hold Murray's dinosaur dick penis without dying.
Greg ran out of the room because he was not a homo and didin't not like seeing his bro's pemis this early in the morning. It was 8:30 so it was early in the morning.
Greg moved on to wake up his next friend Anthony who he did not like as much as Murray because Anthony was kind of an asshole and also a gay homo fag but he would never tell him that.
"Anthony wake up" Greg said except not as loud as he did to Murray because Greg did not like Anthony as much as Murray so he hoped that maybe Anthony would not wake up ever. Greg wanted Anthony to fucking die.
Anthony did not wake up, which made Greg excited and he almost got a boner a little bit at the idea of dead Anthony so he pulled the blue blankets off of the blue bed and threw it them onto the blue floor where Anthony's blue shirt was. Anthony was a slob he didn not put his laundry away at night like the rest of the wiggles did.
"NOO" said greg as he looked at the bed and saw his not friend sleeping there naked wif his boyfried Captain Feathersword. Both of them were homo gays together and they both wre naked in bed like disgusting trash. Greg felt like throwing up like when u eat too much taco bell too fast and decide that no u don't have to poop right now u can hold it but u cant so u throw up instead. Greg was a homeofobe. Anthony stirred and started to wake up so Greg ran away because he did not want to talk to Anthony right now.
Greg went to wake up his 3rd firend Jeff who he liked more than Anthony but not as much as Murray. Greg only had 3 friends.
"Jeff u have to wake up you lazy asshole" said Greg to Jeff. Jeff did not wake up, but this was normal of Jeff because he was narcoleptic and did not wake up sometimes. Jeff was not normal and he got bullied sometimes. He was mainly bullied by Anthony but soemtiems Greg helped.
"Jeff wake up or im gonna bully you" said Greg. That usually made Jeff wake up because who likes being bullied nobody that's who.
Greg got impatient with Jeff because he had things to do and Jeff was wasting his morning so he went over and shook on Jeff's shoulder. He sometimes had to get physical, physical with Jeff or he wouldn't wake up because he sucked. Jeff still did not wake up.
"UHHGSHSH" Greg gasped. Jeff did not wake up because he was in a comma!