One day Sheelagh and Des were driving in the Area Car.
S: Des?
D: Yeah?
S: I know I'm married and everything, but would you like to maybe go out sometime?
D: Err. Can I let you know by the end of the day?
S: Sure.
Des sat there thinking.

Later after the shift, Des ran up to Sheelagh

D: Shee!

S: Yeah?

D: I wana go out on a date as friends sure

S: Friends?

D: Yeah, Isn't that what you meant?

S: No

D: Well what did you mean?

S: Nothing.

D: Shee?

S: Des I meant as more than friends

D: Ok then, let go tonite then

That night they went to the pub for their date. They were unaware that someone had seen them, and wasn't happy.