A/N: I apologize if the characters are off in some way. First timer here, woo. APPARENTLY IT LACKS BOOBS. OH WELL.
Bathtime
Simon watched, half amused, half annoyed, as Kamina strutted around the room. To his right, he heard Yoko groan; she was currently pinching her nose in disgust.
"Don't ignore me! You smell terrible!" she hissed. Her gaze fell upon Simon, who shrugged. Eyes moving to the boisterous man across the way, she let out a snort. "Sometimes I wonder if you know what a bath is."
"Bath?" Kamina repeated, near-mocking. "Men don't need baths--the smell of their hard work makes them stronger!"
Under her breath, she muttered, "Fine, we'll do this the hard way," before closing her eyes and announcing: "I give up. If you won't go bathe, I'm going to soak in all that hot water." With a quick wave, she sauntered off. Minutes later, Kamina snuck after her.
Simon could only shake his head when a splash was heard, followed by a string of curses from his bro (as well as from Yoko, who later ran down the hall in a towel and a blush). How many times had he fallen for Yoko's 'bath time' ploy, now?