Okay so I have a bad case of writers block... so here I am with yet ANOTHER story that I wrote awhile back... here Is Talyn with the disclaimer.
Talyn v.v'': D.C. Does not own Kingdom Hearts, nor the Organization. However Ixivio, Zixovi and the plot is hers. and the concept of a nine year old Xenmas. ... Wait he's nine? when the heck did that happen?
He just had a birthday... n.n
So I guess with out further ado here is chapter 1.
Chapter 1: We Are broke.
"Zexion, hows the checkbook coming?" Xenmas yawned from the chaise in his office.
"I would go a lot faster if you would help me." Zexion glared at the child superior. "I can't believe you actually authorized the Natorium. When don't need a pool Xenmas. We've got a lake right outside the castle."
"Wht about in the winter when the lake freezes over?" Xenmas said with a smile.
Zexion bit his tongue to keep from telling the nine year old what he really thought of the damn pool. "Uh superior... I've yet to see snow here in the never was..."
"Trust me it will snow."
Zexion sighed and sifted through the papers that littered the desk. "3000 munny for a shrine?!" Zexion yelled. "Are you insane?! Who the hell died that needed a shrine that big?!"
"Lexeaus remember?" Xenmas said pointing to a portrait of Lexeaus. "Axel pinned him to a door a day or so before he nearly burned down the place. And most unfortunately He didn't escape due to how thoroughly he was nailed to the door... and he burned to death."
"So you built him a shrine?"
"Several of us have seen his ghost haunting that corridor-"
"A shrine?!"
"Well you remember the legends... about people dying tragically, untimely and painfully... We don't care to be grudged by the demon ghost of Lexaeus."
"..." Zexion ignored the brat and continued working on the checkbook. Finally he groaned and shut the checkbook.
"Well hows it look?" Xenmas asked.
Zexion opened his eyes to look look the boy straight in the eye. "We have 29 munny to our names."
That night at dinner...
"Everyone." Zexion tapped his glass with his fork. But as usual he was ignored. Xenmas stood up in his chair and yelled, "LISTEN UP YOU MANGY CURS OF I'LL FEED YOU TO THE HEARTLESS!"
"Yeah like youcould do that pipsqueak." Larxene scoffed.
"Just shut up." Xenmas glared at her.
"Why don't you shorty?"
"Witch."
"Midget."
"Tramp."
"Chibi brat."
"Bi-" Zexion put a hand over Xenmas' mouth.
"Enough." he hissed. "Now everyone listen up. Due to the extravagant expenses the bunch of you have racked up, we are broke."
"Broke?" Axel raised a brow.
"Just how broke?" Ixivio asked with furrowed brows.
"We are down to 29 munny."
The room went dead silent.
Roxas gulped. Oh shiv if they find out that Itook that last 29 munny for a damn pot they're gonna kill me!
"Anyways the superioir and I have come to the conclusion that the rest of you need to get a job."
"WHAT?" the group yelled.
"Quiet down!" Zexion held up a hand. "I currently have my teaching gig. Xenmas just got a paper route. And a believe that you still do uh... what was it?" He pointed at Larxene.
She grinned broadly. "I still work at the firm. And I also work as a barmaid."
"Right the rest of you find a job got it?"
"Yes..." Axel, Xigbar, Demyx, Roxas, Ixivio, and Zixovi sighed.
"Now to work on the budget here is a list of the things I've decided to cut the funds to and/or return. The shrine for Lexaeus. The pool. The monthly prescription to Yaoi weekly. The wifi net will be replaced with dial up. And we have to... bring Xaldin home from the asylum..."
"Eeeee!" Larxene cried joyfully. The rest of the table looked apalled. The most commopn thought going through their heads was, Hes lost it! or Nooooooo not the drag queen!!
"Lastly I'm restricting the use of the gummi ships. They will be for going to work. Furthermore I'm only allowing TWO of them to be in use at ONE TIME. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes sir..." they groaned and began to leave.
"Oh and Axel," Zexion looked up from his steak. "You are the only one I do not require to get a job."
Axel blinked at him. "What? but... why?"
"Several reasons/conditions..."
"Okay.. I'm listening."
"First you are in charge of keeping the castle in good shape. That means all of the cooking, and minor maintenance is yours. The others will have chores to do around their work schedules. Second, you are in charge of Lexaeus... making sure that Larxene stays away from Lexaeus... making sure hes medicated and that he DOES NOT leave the castle. And third... you are responsible of getting the membership payments from Luxord, Marluxia, and Saix."
Axel sat there letting it all sink in slowly. "I guess that won't be so hard... As long as I get to make the chore schedule."
"Okay... just don't go tourching down their houses when you go to collect."
"Whatever gave you that idea?" Axel smiled as he finished clearing the table. After all a little enforcement might be needed... with those three.
Okay that's it for today folks.