Killua's eyes were narrowed into irritated slits as he glared daggers at his best friend who was busy boisterously laughing on the floor while clutching his stomach. He was quite vulnerable right now. Should he take the chance he'd been so kindly given and slit Gon's throat right then and there? Hmmm, maybe he'd carve Gon's innards out. Whatever Killua settled on doing, he'd make sure it was as violent and gruesome as possible. Anything to get the fool to stop fuckin laughing!
"You finished yet?" Killua growled, voice dripping with venom.
Gon fixed himself up into the sitting position, his guffaws dying down into soft chuckles. Wiping away the tears wetting his cheeks, Gon grinned up at his thoroughly annoyed best friend. "Sorry. I didn't mean to laugh that hard."
"Right," Killua said while rolling his eyes.
"Oh my god but I would've died right then and there!"
"I know, Gon."
"No but seriously, Killua, I would've did everything in my power to make her forget we'd ever met!"
"Uh huh."
"Like that's gotta be the most embarrassing thing ever!"
"…"
"No but dude what happened afterwards!?"
Killua pouted down at his shoeless, sockless feet. "I don't wanna fuckin talk about it, Gon."
Gon shot his friend a puckish smirk. "I didn't think the oh so smooth Killua Zoldyck was capable of that big and bad of a fuck up."
Killua frowned, glancing up to give the man a frosty glare. "Fuck you."
"You sure, man? What if you say Canary's name again while you're taking me from the back?" Gon shot back mischievously, a laugh on the verge of bursting out of his chest.
Gon let out the laugh he'd been holding in the moment a pillow hit him square in the face. The man laughed even harder when he noticed how red Killua's face was.
"I should've listened to my mom and cut you out of my life when I had the chance," Killua spat. The assassin crossed his arms as he burned angry holes into his coffee table. What was that fuckin cop doing to him!? She wasn't even that cute! Sure, she had a nice ass and lush, full lips he felt tempted to kiss sometimes and a great body but so did other women! And yet, she made him feel…funny.
"So, when am I gonna meet her?" Gon grinned.
"Who knows. Maybe never."
Mischief flared in Gon's eyes again. "Oh, don't be like that. It's okay, I won't take a page out of Kalluto's book and sleep with her." The sudden tension in Killua's limbs got a chuckle out of Gon. "Apparently, you got pretty jealous when he mentioned their fling."
Fuck Kalluto and his big mouth! Killua collapsed down onto his back, tucking his hands behind his head. "Well, you obviously misheard."
"Well if I misheard, then I'm sure you won't have a problem introducing her to me," Gon smirked.
Killua chose not to take his bait this time. He frowned up at the ceiling. "She's just so…annoying."
Gon shook his head at the man he viewed as his brother. He could be such a moron sometimes. "Well, I'm just glad you found someone you really like."
Killua opted for silence as he continued staring at the ceiling. He finally gave up on suppressing the thoughts and images in his mind, sighing as he saw a flash of Canary's beautiful face.