A Cool Welcome
Hello, here aldemi334 in my first RWBY fan fiction, (Disclaimer: I don't own in any way RWBY or any of the work of RT and Monty Oum) and well, I'm going to introduce an OC, yeah I know community loves them, but I wanted to make a humor fanfic with the kind of OC that is sarcastic and fourth wall breaker.
Name: Jack Fernandez
Sex: M
Height: 1,70 cm (yeah, I'm using the metric system)
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eyes color: Light Brown
Normal build
Personality: Lazy, Sarcastic, 4th wall breaker, cunning(Not to the extent of causing a family to eat their own children but he can be cruel and manipulative. To set an example, if he wanted to be safe and Penny was near, he would make sure to being marked as a friend so he can have a robot bodyguard but he wouldn't trick her into a certain death trap.)
I will write this with an M rating because I don't want to have any restraint and just write things as they come.
One last thing, he has watched the show but he won't have his aura unlocked or any godly semblance like manipulating space and time, he will have a semblance really basic but flexible and one last thing, he can run long distances and maybe knock down someone without aura in an ambush but he can't fight for his life less run away from a Grimm. Let's start the fic.
Italic—Thoughts
Bold—Author's notes
MAYS—Scream
"normal" - dialogues
Okay, I'm pretty sure someone slipped something in my dinner – That's what Jack thought when he appeared in the middle of a Dust factory, surrounded by workers.
Time to use my incredible social skills and not get myself killed- "Okay guys, I'm not a thief nor a terrorist, I was just walking around and I got lost"- What Jack didn't take into account was that he was in his undies and that makes a little less believable his lies.
"CALL SECURITY, WE HAVE A HOBO HERE!."- Okay, that didn't work. Think about something, fast, oh fuck what I'm gonna… Is that a Schnee Logo? You have to be kidding me, I'm into the RWBYverse? Okay, let's think about how I got here after I get out. Let's wing an elaborated plan.
"OH SHIT, IT'S THAT A WHITE FANG TERRORIST!"- All the workers turn their heads around, scared, and after noticing that they were looking at nothing, they returned to their guest, that wasn't there.
"Oh, son of a bitch"- said one the workers.
Okay, now that I got out of there, let's make a list of the things I know:
1.- I'm in the RWBYverse which is good because is amazing but is bad because everyone can kill me with a flick of the wrist.
2.- I'm into a Schnee factory if all of those Dust crates mean anything.
3.- I don't remember anything before appearing there besides going to my bed.
4.- I need to get the fuck out of here ASAP and I need clothes because it's freezing here.
Jack saw a door with a sign "Locker room". - I've already committed a crime, another one won't matter. After that, he was wearing a Schnee gray work suit with its logo on the back. "Okay, time to get out, just put the cap and everything will go smoothly". But that wouldn't do, after all we want him to suffer. Jack was following the signs on the wall towards the exit. Why do I have the feeling that someone just threw me under the bus.
"Wait right there, worker."- said a voice that could freeze lakes.
Okay, don't lose the temper, I mean what are the odds of her being here..? -Jack spun and he met Winter Schnee.- Oh fuck me, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
-"Yes, ma'am?"
-"Have you not received the message?, there's an intruder inside the facility and all workers have been called to the conference room."
-"Sorry, I forgot my Scroll at the locker room, maybe I should…
-"HEY, SOMEONE STOLE BOB'S UNIFORM!"-someone shouted from the end of the corridor.
Winter and Jack look at the label in his clothes saying "BOB", okay, someone really hates me.
"MERCY!"- That was the last thing Jack said before Winter knocked him.