Author's Notes: Yes. We're random, and come up with unbelievably odd ideas when we haven't seen each other for almost four days, then spend time together just to buy liquid chocolate (why, Dunkin Donuts Hot Chocolate, of Course!), and eat random sugar stuffs, instead of any real food. Be happy, we're not that insane!
2nd Set of Author's Notes: Uh yeah…I'm stupid, and forgot that when I post this, some of you haven't read What the…?, the fic referred to in Chappie Two, entitled Paradise by the Dashboard Light. Also, some of you haven't heard of my original character, Rowenna, nor have you heard of the original character Bishi, or Kibou, or Harpie…so uh, I suppose I should probably explain them, ne? Alrighty then. Rowenna is an OC created by me, Pengwinn, and she is Joey Wheeler's older sister, roughly 18 in age, depending on when the fic is taking place…and she got Joey out of their Dad's house because it sucked having him live there, since their Dad is an ass. Harpie is an OC created by one of my friends, who's pen-name I can't remember at the moment, so we'll fill it in later…yeah, she's Joey's cousin. And Bishi is yet another OC, by another one of my friends, also sans pen-name, who is Joey's girlfriend. Wow, all linked to the Wheeler's, ne? And then Kibou is an OC, made by Squirrel, who is Ryou's twin sister, and is dating Seto Kaiba.…yeah….um…What The…? Is actually posted on Squirrel's account, which I don't know at the moment, but will also be edited in later…and so you can go read that, if you feel the urge. But basically all you need to understand is that in What The…? Squirrel and I got bored, and we kidnapped the YGO characters and made them read fan fiction for a good deal of time. Uh, yeah. That's about it…you can read now.

Chappie One: It's Raining Men!

"Excuse me for a moment, gentlemen." Seto said, quickly, dashing out of the room. Mokuba sighed, wondering what was wrong with his brother. What was wrong with him? He NEVER got stage fright…if you could call it a stage. None the less, he'd never felt queasy just because of public speaking. Being nervous was a new phenomena to the high school business genius.

"I wonder if something's wrong with Mr. Kaiba." He heard one of the other board members whisper, as Seto slid back into the room. The board member smiled nervously, and he pretended he hadn't heard.

"I'm terribly sorry gentlemen, I just had a horrible faint feeling. Where were we?"

"You were just explaining the condition of your company, even though you are only a high school student."

"Sir, if I may say so myself, I think you've turned out to be a fine young man…" One of the other board members said. Seto smiled. Suck up. He yelled mentally. You know he makes the big bucks, and you want in on it you vile little- He stopped.

Seto was making an interesting face, and was turning somewhat red. He was also shaking, as if he was trying, with difficulty, to suppress the urge to do something. That stupid board member was still talking, Mokuba realized. "And, I think that you've done a wonderful job raising your little brother, Mokuba, here…" He looked over at Mokuba, smiling.

"Thank you sir-" Seto suddenly looked as though he was going to throw up, and his face was bright red. He screamed, and Mokuba's eyes widened as his brother leaped onto the table, standing upright. He ripped off his trench coat and shirt, throwing them down onto the floor, and getting into a disco position.

"Humidity is rising, Barometer's getting low. According to all sources, the street's the place to go. Cause tonight, for the first time, just about half-past ten, for the first time in history…it's gonna start raining men."

Yugi, Ryou, and Marik walked in, wearing rain coats and carrying umbrella's, Marik flicking a light switch to turn the room into disco madness, lights flashing everywhere, and background music coming to Mokuba's ears. His eyes widened as the three started to sing with Seto, who looked like he was going to hurl.

He opened his arms wide and sang the chorus with extra enthusiasm. "It's raining Men! Hallelujah, it's raining men! Amen! Absolutely soaking wet! It's Raining Men, Hallelujah! It's raining men! Every specimen! Tall, blonde, dark, and lean! Rough and tough and strong and mean…" The three others supplied wonderful Ooo Ooo's through out the chorus.

Seto started dancing on the desk, singing the next verse, Yugi, Ryou, and Marik throwing their raincoats over the board members and giving each of them a lap dance. "God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too. She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do. She taught every angel to rearrange the sky, so that each and every woman would find her perfect guy." (Insert doo, doo doos.) "It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining Men! AMEN! It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men! Ame-------(insert odd waves of the hands) nnnn!"

A slight musical interlude, while Seto gave one of the board members a lap dance, and sang the next verse. "I feel stormy weather, moving in about to begin. Hear the thunder, don't loose your head (Mokuba's eyes widened as Seto flicked back his colleague's hair), Rip off the rook, and STAY IN BED!"

And Seto was back on the table, holding the man's jacket, swinging it around. Yugi, Ryou and Malik joined in again for the next verse, and Mokuba found himself humming along. "God bless mother nature (ooh ohh ohh!) She's a single woman too, (single woooooooman too). She took off to heaven (heeeeeeaaaavan), and she did what she…what she HAAAAD to do. She taught every angel to rearrange the sky, so that each and every woman, oh, yes, each and every woman, could find her perfect guy! It's raining men! Yeah!"

Another nice musical interlude, the umbrella's were gone, as were the shirts… "Humidity is rising, barometer's getting low. According to all sources, the street's the place to go. Cause tonight, for the first time, just about half past ten, for the first time in history, it's gonna start-" Lovely pause, good job Seto…

"It's gonna start raining men. It's raining men, hallelujah it's raining men, Amen! It's raining men, hallelujah it's raining men, raining meeeeeeeeen!" Seto struck a pose on the desk, holding an umbrella in his hand, and landing in a very provocative way.

Yugi, Ryou and Malik were positioned behind him, their umbrella's twirling. The board members started to clap.

Later

"Seto?" Mokuba asked hesitantly, as they were driving away in the limo. Seto sighed, turning to face his little brother.

"Yes, Mokuba?" He asked.

"What was that all about?"

"I don't know." Seto said truthfully and shrugging. "I don't know, at all."

"Has anything weird happened to you in the last couple of days?" Mokuba asked.

"Well, yesterday was your birthday party, Mokuba…" Seto reminded him.

"But we just went to the karaoke bar with the guys." Mokuba said, looking confused. "How could that have affected you at all?"

"Do you remember who was there?"

"There was Joey, Tristian, Anzu, Harpie, Rowenna, Serenity, Ryou-"

"No, Mokuba, someone else."

"Oh! Those two girls, who were the only other ones there!" He said, smiling and nodding. Then he looked at him confused. "What would they have to do with it?"

)(Well, yay for short chapters! I swear the next one will be longer...at least, I think it is....; So yeah, if you all like this, review it!Yay!!!! XD)(