Vanessa was sitting on the beach one evening, quietly enjoying the breeze. Looking out into the distance, she had millions of thoughts racing through her mind. Should she talk to Zac? Should she ignore everything she hates about him? Things were getting tense.

Meanwhile, Zac was sitting in his hotel room flipping through the channels. Was he really watching anything? Was he even paying attention? No, he was not. He was thinking about what to say to Vanessa. He knew what he had to do. Zac grabbed his keys and fled from the room. He knew just where to find Vanessa and hoped he could do this without regret.

"Vanessa we need to talk." Zac said as he approached her on the beach.

"Oh hey Zac. Is anything wrong?" Vanessa asked.

"No, nothing is wrong at all. Everything seems quite…fabulous actually." Zac said nervously.

"Zac…I think we should break up." Vanessa said quickly and quietly.

"I was actually coming to say the same to you." Zac replied.

"Oh? Were you now?" Vanessa asked hopefully.

"Yes…It is true."

"Well then this is it. Bring on the angry mobs." Vanessa said.

"NO HOW DARE YOU! MY LIFE IS RUINED!"

"I beg your pardon?" Zac asked confused.

"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! YOU IDIOTS! I WILL CRY FOREVER! I WILL DIE ALONE! HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY LIFE!"

"What is your problem?" Vanessa asked annoyed.

"YOU STUPID IDIOTS ARE BREAKING UP! I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT AGAIN! I WON'T SLEEP! I WILL STARVE MYSELF AND DIE BECAUSE OF YOU BEING SO SELFISH AND INCONSIDERATE TOWARDS YOUR FANS!"

"Who ARE you?" Zac asked.

"I AM THE NUMBER ONE ZANESSA FAN!" The insane girl shouted.

"NO! I AM!" Another girl shouted.

"People! Calm down! You guys are such freaks…it was OUR choice to break up, not yours. Get over it." Zac said.

"And you're calling US selfish? You don't even know either one of us. You're fans, big deal. You have no say in anything that has to do with our lives." Vanessa said angrily.

"I WILL WRITE STORIES ON FANFICTION ABOUT HOW YOU WILL ONE DAY GET BACK TOGETHER! YOU WILL SEE! I AM RIGHT! YOU WILL BE TOGETHER AGAIN! IT WILL BE ALL BECAUSE OF ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!" The insane fan shouted as Zac and Vanessa ran away from them. They looked back only to see the fans arguing over who would be responsible for Zanessa getting back together. In reality though, none of them would be and they were all just wasting their time writing pointlessly stupid fanfics.