Critical Analysis

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, because if I did there would not be as many/or any flashbacks. In addition, Itachi would still be alive…YAYs. In addition, this was written before the latest manga chapters were released.

Tobi speaking/actions

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The Moon-Eye Operation© is Uchiha Madara's way of becoming the "Ultimate Jinchuriki" without the need for a sacrifice. What bijuu is he planning to become the holder of? Well, it's not the Kyuubi no Yoko. Why settle for only nine tails when you can have TEN. Yes, that's not a typo. I did, in fact, say ten tails -more like the yonjuugobi- (45 tails)1. So, without further ado, the Critical Analysis of Uchiha Madara's Moon-Eye Operation is underway.

First, I will explain the brilliance behind the, Tobi wants to explain! Please, please, please. Tobi is a good boy….Shut the hell up Tobi, and no, you cannot explain my most brilliant plan *dies laughing*. SHUT UP, as I was saying, my most, well, one of my best plans, is the "Moon Eye Operation©." You mean when you were going to put all those commas on the moon and make it pretty? *eyebrow twitches*I WAS NOT goingmake it "pretty." Anyway, to the explanation, I was fighting Hashirama right, I was kicking ass, than an idea hit me, and -no it was Hiashizama- no, it was not and it's Hashi…you know, it doesn't matter, he's dead now. Anyway…wait, I thought you died laughing. Tobi did. How did you come back? I thought I was done with you. *laughs darkly* (O.o) What the fuck was that? Tobi is a good boy….ooooh cookies. *face palms*

As I was saying I was kicking ass -Actually – shut up, when Hashirama went on some boring monologue about my skewed view of peace, that it was nothing but an illusion, that's when it hit me…not him, actually I parried that one. Parried like the bird? Did you know squirrels are mean? No, not like the bird! And what the hell do squirrels have to do with this? They are mean.*nods matter-of-factly* I need to create a jutsu that will allow me to punch you without getting hurt in the process, or better yet, kill you. That would be great *sighs thoughtfully* ~Tobi runs around in circles, flailing his arms~ You're giving me a headache! Stop running!

With the Akatsuki…

Madara-sama is running around arguing with himself again. Mid run Tobi/Madara stops running but continues to bicker…the Akatsuki members start to reconsider their choice to join in the first place.

Back with Madara/Tobi…

Now I'm going to finish my damned story may – you know what never mind. As I was saying before I was interrupted, the "Moon-Eye Operation" is my way of having ever-lasting peace but it's only at night…. ignores The purpose of putting it on the moon is simple. People are more likely to stare aimlessly at the moon. The reason for not including the sun is simple, the rays are too strong. Furthermore, staring at the sun for prolonged periods of time can cause people to go blind or cause lasting damage to the eyes, thus rendering the plan useless; like a certain someone/thing I know. You know it's not nice to put yourself down like that, it's not healthy…Tobi is a good boy. Shut up, in order to even initiate my genius -*snicker*-plan I need all the bijuu. Sadly, I'm too lazy to go out of my way and look for them myself so I came up with another great -*hehe*-idea. This ideas was to simply gather the most dangerous nuke-nin (missing ninja) in the world and -send them on a wild goose chase…Tobi is a good boy- no send them after the bijuu to capture them in my place, thus the Akatsuki was established.

1. I know, I purposely wrote out the 45 tails in Japanese its sounds so much better. ( yonjuugobi…四十五尾 )