Here is my new multi-chapter fic! Let me know what you think about it... :) I also want to say I hope everyone will enjoy their holiday season! Much love!

Once again I don't own Criminal Minds... only in my dreams!

~Ash~

Penelope Garcia was sitting in her office playing around on the computer when she remembered that her "Hot Stuff' was currently on a date with a woman named Denise Mallory. Denise wasn't a terrible woman she just didn't see her being with Derek for an extended period of time. She loved Derek; he was the best friend she ever had but he didn't have a good track record on KEEPING woman. All you had to do was look at the man and know he had no problem attracting the women. Derek was a God sculpted out of chocolate, one that she was blessed to call her best friend.

She had no idea why she decided working double for not just her normal team but for Agent Cooper's as well. This was way too much for this tech goddess to handle, after finishing her last search for that team she decided she needed caffeine, she thanked God for Red Bull. She walked over and pulled out of the mini fridge Derek made sure she bought in case she didn't get out of her office as often as she should while working. When she sat back down she picked up her iPod and started searching for a perfect gift for Derek, his birthday was soon and she needed the perfect gift.

She was listening to her iPod when a song came on that gave her such a great idea to prank the boy. Penelope told him last year when he tried to prank her that she'd get him back when he least expected it. She started typing furiously on her keyboard; this was one prank that he was going to find hilarious after the initial annoyed feelings, they had a unique sense of humor.

Across town, Derek was sitting at the Tokyo Japanese Restaurant* with his date, he wasn't much into Japanese cuisine but whatever Denise wanted she would get. The dinner was going well, Denise convinced him that he sound try some white tuna sashimi, even with his general dislike of the mushy fish the date was going well. They were having great conversations about various topics until he accidently said,

"Oh man, that reminds me of the time my baby girl was making cupcakes and when it came time to frost them, she got more frosting on her than the cupcakes. Penelope had it in her hair, on her face; she couldn't stop giving me a confused look when I chuckled at the sight.."

"Oh Derek, I didn't know you had a daughter, she sounds so cute." Denise said honestly intrigued to the single dad aspect of him.

Derek just gave her a confused look before responding, "Uhh, ummm, Penelope isn't my daughter, she's my best friend. The sweetest person I know, she's the…"

He stopped when he noticed Denise's not so impressed expression. This was his downfall; there wasn't a single girl who understood his relationship with Penelope. The conversation would always turn to her then he'd have to explain and it usually turned into the girl leaving out of jealousy. He was always a playboy but he wanted to settle down now, he was getting too old to run the bar scene. He couldn't help the fact he spoke of Penelope a lot, when you are around someone all the time, every story involves them. He was so deep in thought that he didn't even realize Denise was talking.

"Derek, are you even listening to me? How often are you with this Penelope?" Her eyes got accusing before responding, "is she your late night paperwork?"

His nostrils flared, this was new no one had ever called him on cheating when he mentioned Penelope.

"Whoa, pump those breaks. First off, we have been dating for two weeks and secondly, Penelope will always come first if I'm giving the ultimatum because I know it would never come from her lips." He said while giving her a look that said she needed to drop the subject.

For the next 20 minutes they sat there talking, but the conversation was forced and he made sure not to mention Penelope. The server brought over some coffee to go with the cheesecake he ordered for them to share when his phone started to ring. The sounds of the Pussycat Dolls rang through the restaurant causing everyone to stare at their table

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha, don't cha?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha, don't cha?

He sat there looking in each pocket of his jacket for his phone while Denise gave him a look that said he wasn't getting any tonight from her, if ever. He finally got his phone as he watched Denise grab her jacket and walk out away while saying "Enjoy Penelope"

He sighed before answering, "Morgan"

He heard a sweet voice through the line saying "So Hot Stuff, how's your date going?"

"Well, Penelope since you changed my ring tone for you to the PussyCat Dolls, my date left me in the middle of a restaurant where people are staring at me because my phone was on loud, take a wild guess."

"Sorry, my Chocolate God, I told you, payback's a bitch. Especially when you have a tech Goddess involved.

His eyes popped out slightly before chuckling. "Oh baby girl, be careful, I might just spank you for this."

"Bring it on old man" She taunted

"Did you just call me an old man?"

"You heard right hot stuff, your birthday is in 3 weeks, how old will you be?"

He chuckled, "Oh it's on now baby girl, and you've started a war you won't be able to win."

"Is that right? You think you can beat me, the all knowing oracle. I think you've opened Pandora's Box, gum drop"

He heard her laugh on the other end of the line. He loved that laugh; she was his best friend, the one who got him through the darkest hours. Any other man would be a little upset with her interrupting their date but deep down, he knew Denise wasn't going anywhere.

"Alright baby girl, I'm going to find someone in the tech pool to teach me how you hacked my cell phone, I didn't even think you could hack a cell phone. Soon you'll be doing something and some inappropriate song will start playing from your gigantic purse and catch everyone's attention. Oh baby girl it's on…"

"…like Donkey Kong, Mon Ami." He heard her finish his sentence and the two just dissolved into laughter as Morgan paid the server.

"So, baby girl, your apartment, you, me and a movie? Sound like a plan?" he asked

She paused before she responded, "Yeah, baby boy, I'll be there in 30 minutes" and with that he closed the phone.

He was going to enjoy this game, she might think he's kidding but he was going to play with the fire she created.

~Are you still interested?... Let me know!