This is my first, so R&R.
Cid has decided to go all-natural, and when he shows his friends.well, you get the idea.
Nope, I don't own Final Fantasy 7 or any of its characters. (But I may someday, MWAHAHAHA!)
Cid walks into the room they were all staying in at the Nibelheim Inn, completely nude. Cloud starts to gag and turns away. Barret jumps back against one of the walls and raises his machine-gun arm. Aeris and Tifa are laughing while Yuffie stares all wide-eyed. Vincent just covers his eyes and shakes his head, and Red XIII slowly edges closer toward Cid for a different point of view. Lucky for Cait Sith, he was off doing some shopping.
Cloud: Oh my *gag* god. Put that *gag* thing away!
Cid: What, is there something the ^%^@$ wrong?
Aeris stops laughing long enough to say: Yeah, you're showing us why you're so pissed off all the time. She goes to laughing again. Cid just perks a brow. Red XIII starts sniffing at Cid, just getting him even more ticked.
Cid: What the *&^*%*# do you think you're doin' you stupid mutt!?
Red XIII doesn't answer, he only circles around Cid, then stops behind him and begins to sniff again.
Barret, still backed against the wall, has a look on his face like he couldn't believe what was going on. (A/N: And I would too if this happened to me. But it didn't, so lets all continue to point and laugh at Cid along with Aeris and Tifa.),"What the hell you doin' just waltzin' in here without yer &%$$&^# clothes on, man?"
Cid, who was starting to get royally pissed: Hey, I'm the one that's decided to go all-natural, not you, so back the &%@^# off!
Cloud couldn't take it anymore; he just turned and ran, trying not to puke while screaming, "Someone, please, poke out my eyes!!!"
Vincent, who liked Cloud's idea, followed him out just so he wouldn't have to look at Cid and his little "friend" anymore.
Tifa and Aeris were by now reduced to laughing nitwits rolling around on the floor, occasionally stopping to point and start laughing some more.
Cid glared down at them, then to Yuffie, who still hasn't stopped staring: What the &^%&^ are you starin' at?
Yuffie finally blinked, looked up at Cid, grinned, and just blurts out, "It's all small and shriveled." Then she goes to laughing as well.
Red, finally getting bored, decides that biting Cid's ass would be a good idea.so he did.
Cid turns, his face red, and smacks Red upside the head. The "dog" yelps and runs off with Cid chasing after it. Once the two were gone, Barret was still standing against the wall in shock and the three girls were having a laughing fit.
Outside, Cid chases Red around the well, vainly hoping to catch him while Cloud and Vincent look at the scene in disbelief. As soon as everything registers in Cloud's mind, he jumps up and takes off running toward the Mako Reactor at the top of Mt. Nibel. Conveniently, this is when Red decides to run somewhere else and ends up chasing after Cloud, who is screaming like a little girl, occasionally saying, "Get it away! Get it away!"
All three people zoom by the door of the local shop just as Cait Sith opens it. The "puppet" drops all of the things its bought in surprise, its almost- plushy eyebrow starting to twitch. Everyone that's in the town square just watches, a few children are left crying, but the sounds of Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie's laughing rang out over the noises of the town.
I'm sorry this was so short, but like I said, this is my first fic. Tell me what ya think and gimme some ideas on how I can do better.
Cid has decided to go all-natural, and when he shows his friends.well, you get the idea.
Nope, I don't own Final Fantasy 7 or any of its characters. (But I may someday, MWAHAHAHA!)
Cid walks into the room they were all staying in at the Nibelheim Inn, completely nude. Cloud starts to gag and turns away. Barret jumps back against one of the walls and raises his machine-gun arm. Aeris and Tifa are laughing while Yuffie stares all wide-eyed. Vincent just covers his eyes and shakes his head, and Red XIII slowly edges closer toward Cid for a different point of view. Lucky for Cait Sith, he was off doing some shopping.
Cloud: Oh my *gag* god. Put that *gag* thing away!
Cid: What, is there something the ^%^@$ wrong?
Aeris stops laughing long enough to say: Yeah, you're showing us why you're so pissed off all the time. She goes to laughing again. Cid just perks a brow. Red XIII starts sniffing at Cid, just getting him even more ticked.
Cid: What the *&^*%*# do you think you're doin' you stupid mutt!?
Red XIII doesn't answer, he only circles around Cid, then stops behind him and begins to sniff again.
Barret, still backed against the wall, has a look on his face like he couldn't believe what was going on. (A/N: And I would too if this happened to me. But it didn't, so lets all continue to point and laugh at Cid along with Aeris and Tifa.),"What the hell you doin' just waltzin' in here without yer &%$$&^# clothes on, man?"
Cid, who was starting to get royally pissed: Hey, I'm the one that's decided to go all-natural, not you, so back the &%@^# off!
Cloud couldn't take it anymore; he just turned and ran, trying not to puke while screaming, "Someone, please, poke out my eyes!!!"
Vincent, who liked Cloud's idea, followed him out just so he wouldn't have to look at Cid and his little "friend" anymore.
Tifa and Aeris were by now reduced to laughing nitwits rolling around on the floor, occasionally stopping to point and start laughing some more.
Cid glared down at them, then to Yuffie, who still hasn't stopped staring: What the &^%&^ are you starin' at?
Yuffie finally blinked, looked up at Cid, grinned, and just blurts out, "It's all small and shriveled." Then she goes to laughing as well.
Red, finally getting bored, decides that biting Cid's ass would be a good idea.so he did.
Cid turns, his face red, and smacks Red upside the head. The "dog" yelps and runs off with Cid chasing after it. Once the two were gone, Barret was still standing against the wall in shock and the three girls were having a laughing fit.
Outside, Cid chases Red around the well, vainly hoping to catch him while Cloud and Vincent look at the scene in disbelief. As soon as everything registers in Cloud's mind, he jumps up and takes off running toward the Mako Reactor at the top of Mt. Nibel. Conveniently, this is when Red decides to run somewhere else and ends up chasing after Cloud, who is screaming like a little girl, occasionally saying, "Get it away! Get it away!"
All three people zoom by the door of the local shop just as Cait Sith opens it. The "puppet" drops all of the things its bought in surprise, its almost- plushy eyebrow starting to twitch. Everyone that's in the town square just watches, a few children are left crying, but the sounds of Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie's laughing rang out over the noises of the town.
I'm sorry this was so short, but like I said, this is my first fic. Tell me what ya think and gimme some ideas on how I can do better.