This was actually a script made by me and my friend, Dani. I've turned it into a story though, since script form is against the rules. This is also my first fanfic and first crossover. Hope you like it!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Azumanga Daioh or Fullmetal Alchemist, for they go to their awesome owners.

Today was an awkward morning at Central HQ. Roy Mustang and his subordinates haven't spoke a word since the last person entered the office, and Hawkeye hasn't even shot a bullet. For Fuery, this wasn't a normal day. Mustang wouldn't be doing his paperwork by now and the First Lieutenant would be threatening him with her gun.

Roy Mustang actually doing paperwork? Yeah, right. Fuery thought. He was starting to get a headache, so he finally broke the silence.

"Uh, sir?" Kain spoke as Mustang lowered his pen and looked up at him. The Colonel was giving him a bored look as Fuery just had the longest silent treatment he ever had.

"What Fuery?" he replied.

"Uh…my cousin and her friends is arriving here from Japan, and I want to give them a tour of Central, so can I invite them here today?"

"Sure, whatever." At that moment, Fuery had a huge grin on his face, and made a short phone call to his cousin.

"Kain, I'm very excited to meet your cousin. We've never seen anyone from your family yet," Riza added.

"W-well, we're second cousins so we aren't actually related, but we're very close."

"Hey, tell us about your cousin. Who's he like?" Havoc asked as Fuery started to get annoyed with all the questions.

"Let's see…my cousin and her friends are from Tokyo, and they're cute girls. They are really funny when you meet them, and I'm sure you'll like them."

Girls, huh? Maybe I have a chance of getting a girlfriend, Havoc thought, as he peered at Mustang who would steal his girlfriends all the time.

"Oh and I forgot," Fuery exclaimed, "they're only in high school so be nice." Havoc was crushed by this comment and lost his actual chance of getting a girlfriend. Breda and the rest of the team covered their mouths as they were laughing. Havoc looked at Hawkeye for a second, giving her his "help me" face. Hawkeye noticed it, and shot some bullets to get back to work. Fuery, whose eyes had sparkles in them, ran back to the phone to make another call. A few minutes later, he hung up and made an announcement.

"Everyone! Everyone! My cousin and her friends are coming here in about two hours, so we should make this place clean. I sent them pictures of us so they know what we look like. Colonel, hide your paperwork and you can work on it later! Breda, stop eating and throw away your sandwich! Havoc, hide your lighter and cigarettes somewhere else! Hawkeye, put your gun back in the holster, and Falman, you help clean!" Everyone followed the young subordinate, as Fuery acted like he, himself, was the Colonel. No one ever thought he could actually be this bossy. Then suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

I think this is a cliffhanger....

Oh no! I just remembered FMA is in the early 1900's and Azumanga is in modern times. Oh well.

Sorry if there was any grammar/writing mistakes. Please forgive me!!!

Hmm.....I think Fuery was a bit OOC, so please forgive me again.

Remember, my first fanfic ever! So please review!!!!!

~Jay-Jay