Star Wars
Disclaimer: If these things were mine, this story would be canon. But I don't, so it's fanfiction.
Dean lay prostrate on the ancient bed in his current motel room. Sam was glued to his computer, researching information for their newest hunt.
"Hey, Sammy," Dean began as he turned over onto his back.
"Yeah, Dean?" Sam answered, still staring at the computer screen.
"Would you choose Queen Amidala or Princess Leia?"
"What?"
"I'm serious. Which one would you choose?"
"Um, Queen Amidala, but when she's in Episode II. Princess Leia is more your type."
"Damn straight. Sammy, I've been thinkin'."
"That's a scary thought."
Dean sat up on the bed and glared at his brother. "Sam, you're a lot like Luke Skywalker."
"What?" Sam finally stopped surfing the Internet and stared at Dean.
"You are. You're both being hunted by evil forces because of your freaky psychic powers."
"Then you'd be Han Solo."
"Obviously. He's the handsome one." Dean ran a hand through his hair and grinned cockily.
"And he's a fugitive who has an odd emotional attachment to his vehicle."
"Well, I did try to install hyperdrive in the Metallicar once. Do you think Dad would be Obi-Wan?"
"I guess. An incredibly cold and distant Obi-Wan."
"Sam."
"It's true."
"Well, everything we've fought would be the Evil Empire."
"Who would be Princess Leia?"
"I don't know. I hadn't really thought about it."
Sam smiled cheekily. "Jo, maybe?"
"No." Dean scowled.
"Cassie, then?"
"No." Dean hurled a pillow at his younger brother. "What about Jessica, or Meg, possibly?"
"Shut up!" Sam stood up abruptly.
"Hey, you brought it up, Sammy. Anyway, Missouri has to be Yoda; I think Ellen would probably be Samuel L. Jackson's character. What was his name? Breezy Pepperspray?"
"Dude, you've thought way too much about this. Plus, I think it's Mace Wind-Something."
"Of course I did. I was bored out of my mind."
"Well, stop asking me questions. I'm busy." Sam sat back down and continued his research.
About two hours later, Dean asked another question.
"Dude, have you ever realized that our lives mirror Pirates of the Caribbean?"
"DEAN!"
A/N: I hope you liked it! Review, please.