Alternative Universe story. This story may contain a few inappropriate contents. I hope you enjoy it. Please don't forget to review ! :D :D Thanks for reading !

Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto.


Sender : Uchiha Sasuke

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

Sakura

Sender : Uchiha Sasuke

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

Sakura

Sender : Uchiha Sasuke

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

SAKURA

Sender : Haruno Sakura

Receiver : Uchiha Sasuke

What ?!

Sender : Uchiha Sasuke

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

I like you and I know you like me for a fact. Let's go out with me.

Sender : Haruno Sakura

Receiver : Uchiha Sasuke

The hell ?

Sender : Uchiha sasuke

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

I'm an idiot who have a stick shoved on my ass, I love tomato with all le soul and heart and I'm willing to marry them. But I'd rather choose you tham tomato because you're hot.

Sender : Haruno Sakura

Receiver : Uchiha Sasuke

Okay. Seriously. Have you been bailing out on your medication ?

Sender : Uchiha Sasuke

Reveiver : Haruno Sakura

Your pink hair is as enchanting as tomato on sale

Your eyes are as bright as fresh picked tomato

I want to kiss you.

Sender : Haruno Sakura

Receiver : Uchiha Sasuke

Are you drunk ?

Sender : Uchiha Sasuke

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

HInata is cute. Tenten is pretty. Ino is hot (HAWT) and Tsunade is old but she got big boobs. But Haruno Sakura is very beautiful, intellegent and hotter than Ino and Tsunade combined.

Sender : Haruno Sakura

Receiver : Uchiha Sasuke

Ino will surely beat you up for that. Shisou will kick your ass to the top of Liberty.

Sender : Uchiha Sasuke

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

As long as I can be with youuuuuyayalzslwndm

Sender : Haruno Sakura

Receiver : Uchiha Sasuke

You ARE drunk.

Sender : Uchiha Sasuke

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

Sakura. That's not me.

Sender : Haruno Sakura

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

Another phone hacking war ?

Sender : Uchiha Sasuke

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

Yeah. That's the dobe for your information.

Sender : Haruno Sakura

Receiver : Uchiha Sasuke

I've known exactly 3 minutes before I received that. Kiba and Neji had just past by me carrying an unconscious Naruto with a black eye. I supposed that's your fist painting.

Sender : Uchiha Sasuke

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

Forget the earlier text. I'm not as grotesque as dobe

Sender : Haruno Sakura

Receiver : Uchiha Sasuke

I'm not stupid you know. There's no way Sasuke Uchiha would be saying Tsunade had big boobs no matter how many hormonal boys said that.

Sender : Haruno Sakura

Receiver : Uchiha Sasuke

And declaring openly that you want to go out with me and kiss me.

Sender : Uchiha Sasuke

Receiver : Haruno Sakura

You think so ?

Friday night. 7 pm. I'll pick you up.

You're saying, Sakura ?

Sender : Yamanaka Ino

Receiver : Tenten

Sakura passed out. She's at the nurse office.


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