My first fic, no flames please. Plus I'm not sure of some spellings * * means thinking means flashback - - means translation
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Secret of the Chef's Knife
By: TonberryBadland
A small, stooped figure is slowly walking across the swampy marshlands right outside of the mythril caves. It is wearing a brown cloak and is holding two items of interest. One was a small lamp. The other was a small knife with runes carved into it. It is a tonberry, deep in its thoughts.
*Damn humans. They have no respect at all for nature, or even the planet. On this world (FF7), they suck lifeforce right out of the ground and trap it in tiny little marbles. Just for fighting. Heh, my homeworld (FF8) it isn't much better. Over there they draw lifeforce right out of the monsters. They also enslave they're spirits and force them to fight other monsters. I hate humans*
The little tonberry is busy thinking about how much he hates humans, so he doesn't notice the midgar zolom sneaking up behind him.
"RWOARR"
"ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled the little tonberry, dodging the fangs of the huge zolom. He rolled away and did a little backflip to get back on his feet.
"IHATESNAKESIHATESNAKESIHATESNAKES" screamed the little tonberry while he ran, well waddled actually, away with enormous speed. The zolom followed the amusing little green monster.
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod I"M GOING TO DIE!!!!" The little tonberry ran as fast as his stubby legs would take them. Then he stopped. *Wait a sec, I'm a tonberry and that's a big snake. Why am I running away? *
"CHEF"S KNIFE!" The zolom stopped, startled. The little thing was running towards it. It grinned and prepared to eat it. Then it felt a little knife in its stomach. Then it's tail, chest, head, neck, back, tail, head, chest, back. Then it died. The once mighty and terrifying zolom dropped to the ground like a sodden rag. Along with it fell the tonberry; it landed lightly on its feet. Looking at the zolom, he raised his lamp and chanted some words. The zolom was alive again, in perfect health, and very confused. The tonberry looked at it and said sternly "It's not nice to sneak up on people." Then he turned it into a frog.
At the chocobo ranch, the chocobo's stood in awe. The king of the midgar zolom that inhabited the swamp had been defeated. By ONE monster. And then it was turned into a frog! The zolom had resistance too! Then they saw the tonberry walking up to them. " Hi, can you guys tell me if you've seen these people?" The tonberry was holding up a picture of Squall and gang.
"~Gasp!~………. Wark, warky, warkwark -Nope never seen them-" said the chocobos nervously. Tonberry didn't notice.
"Dang, you see I'm trying to kill these people."
"Wark! –Gulp-" The tonberry sighed and then left for the nearest town.
"Wark Wark -Do you think we should have told him the truth?-
to be continued….
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