(A/N: All misspellings and bad grammar are intentional. If you have trouble reading poor spelling, this isn't the story for you.)
A Letter to the Senate
(This letter was printed in every newspaper in the United States)
To: the Senat
Me, George W., am now your president for the nex for yers. During this tim, me wil be doing things that wil afect the Unitd Stats. Ther wil be no room for erors in the things me wil be doing. Even the smalest erors wold afect the military's stategory. We wold then be in a bad tackular position. Dang! I've riten so much stuf that my dad is trying not two pas out. Dick Channey is struggling two continu brething. Bak to the mane topik. I hop me wil mak good choices that wil help the Unitd Stats.
Signed,
George W. Bus
(This letter was mailed to everyone in the United States)
To: The people of the United States
We, the Senate, do not know the nutcase, George W. Bush (Bus, as he would spell it), and will never know him.
Signed,
The United States Senate