Chapter One

"Hey look what Fred and George sent me!" cried Ron. It was a Saturday and everyone in the common room was bored out of his or her wits. This boredom was happily interrupted by the arrival of an arrival of an owl carrying a parcel and a letter.

"What does the letter say?" asked Harry. Who was clearly happy at the chance for some thing to do but wary because a lot of Fred and George's "gifts" had ended badly.

"Well, Fred and George are doing well and they want us to test this game for popularity. Oh yes and they have triple checked that this product wouldn't explode in our faces like the last one." answered Ron as people started to gather round. Hermione giggled remembering how Harry and Ron's eyebrows were singed for about a week because that was the one thing the wizarding world forgot to cure.

"What did they send you?" Asked Dean now very interested as Ron was ripping the paper of the parcel.

"Hmmmm, let's see it says here that this is a magical game of truth or dare. All we have to do is draw a circle with the magic chalk and everyone who wants to play steps in the circle. To end the game everyone has to say Finite Game. Got that? Now who wants to draw the circle?" replied Ron. After a long silence Harry cried out:

"I'll just do it. Fred and George said that they checked it three times to make sure that it wouldn't explode right?"

""You're a brave man Harry," said Seamus as Harry started drawing the circle. As he connected the end with the start the circle started glowing.

"Wow, nothing exploded this time!" cried Lavender sarcastically.

"So who's playing?" asked Ron. Ron, Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Seamus, Neville (who had become surprisingly braver this last year) Dean and surprisingly Pavarti and Lavender stepped in. "Now it says here that we ask each other…"

"Ron, we all know how to play truth or dare." Interrupted Hermione.

"Okay, okay." Muttered Ron.

"So let's start this off. Ginny Truth or Dare?" asked Seamus.

"Um, truth." Replied Ginny.

"Okay are you a virgin?"

"No. OH MY GOD! HOW DID I JUST SAY THAT IT WAS LIKE I WAS UNDER VERITASERUM!" yelled Ginny because she knew the how the reaction would be.

"YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN? WHO IS THE BASTARD? I"LL KILL HIM!" Yelled Ron in reply. Some how Ron never noticed Dean slightly blushing.

"I won't tell you because you will kill him." Replied Ginny who was thinking it's a good thing it was Draco not Dean.

"Okay, let's just ignore that last comment so we can get back to playing. I guess in this version it forces the truth out of the truth questions. Most muggles lie when they are asked a truth question." Said Harry to get the tension out of the air because Ron looked like he was about to explode. Though still shocked at Ginny's answer.

"Okay, Hermione truth or dare." Asked Ginny clearly wishing she had not been asked that last question.

"Ummm, I don't have any secrets so truth?" relpied Hermione.

"Okay, what is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you when you were drunk?"

"It was last Christmas and I went in the prefects' bath with Ron who was way to drunk to remember any of this and we swam nude and had a ball until Moaning Myrtle walked or more like floated in." As she said this both she and Ron were turning a bright red.

"Not so innocent are we big brother?" teased Ginny who as well as the rest of the group were laughing their heads off.

"Okay, Lavender truth or dare?" asked Hermione clearly wanted to forget what happened last Christmas.

"Dare." Replied Lavender instantly not wanting any of her secrets revealed.

"Alright then I dare you to snog like there was no tomorrow the person in this circle you have fancied the longest." As soon as the words had left Hermione's mouth Lavender got up and snogged like there was no tomorrow Harry. Thus receiving catcalls from the others. So they waited one minute… five minutes… then Hermione finally said

"For one minute." And instantly Lavender and Harry broke apart both beet red.

"Alright, my turn to ask? Seamus truth or dare?" said Lavender trying to get them to forget the snog that they had just witnessed.

"Hmm, let me think."

"You get five seconds."

"But that's..."

"five"

"Not"

"four"

"Fair"

"Three"

"I"

"Two"

"mean"

"One"

"really"

"Choose"

"That's really not fair I never had the time to think."

"Choose now."

"Fine, then dare."

"Okay, I dare you to… I know snog the guy who you've had a man crush on. Oh yes and for one minute should be sufficient." And as soon as the words had left her mouth Seamus went and sat on Neville's lap and snogged him. Neville who was clearly very surprise as well as the rest of the group sat up knocking Seamus off his lap and onto the floor. As soon as everyone had what had just happened they started to laugh because they all knew that Seamus was the last person they expected to be gay and Neville was the last person they expected Seamus to kiss.

author's note: sorry to leave the suspence. i hope you find it funny. i some how got the idea from the story i've never. great story.