Chibi Sikeeh: Holy shit, you're actually gonna do this?
Chibi Fique: ALLLLRIGHTTT!!
Chibi Tiyan: Instant Chaos X 50 -_-'
Kiriska: Heheheheheheheee!!
Chibi Sikeeh: Well, I guess there's nothin' I can do but blame the muse.
Mayakashi: Of course, blame the muse.
Chibi Tiyan: It is you fault ya'know.
Mayakashi: Of course, always the muse's fault....stupid chibis..
The Night of the Evil Coffee (thunder strike, scream)
Heero looked out the shuttle window, they old group was going on a trip to Earth again. Duo was chattering away. Trowa was staring blankly at his food trying to ignore it. Wufei was grumbling loudly. And Quatre was trying to keep the peace. They were nearing the spinning sphere when a suddenly everything went black. They could see nothing, nothing, but empty black space.
"What the hell just happened?" Duo wondered. "I don't know.." Quatre blinked in confusion. Suddenly Earth was in view again, but it seemed very different. All of the continents were merged together. There were 2 bodies orbiting around the planet, one was the moon, the other was very small, and there appeared to be a small house on it. "Where in the world are we?" Trowa muttered.
"King Kai's planet!!" Duo shrieked, pointing at the tiny mass with a house on it. "What the hell are you talking about Maxwell?!" Wufei growled. "Don't you people watch TV???" "Kaio-sama, damnit, Duo, stop watching the dubs." Heero said. Quatre sweatdropped, "Soo....where are we?" "My guess, another universe." Trowa stated, without the smallest hint of surprised.
The shuttle neared the Earth. They would see dinosaurs roaming the land. Every couple thousand miles or so there would be a big city with flying cars and everything. Duo was in heaven, pointing out everything from his favorite anime series. Heero was correcting every name he said into the original name. Trowa was staring out the window. Wufei looked like he wanted to break something. Quatre was just confused.
The shuttle landed in a small airport. As the five formor Gundam pilot exited the vechile, they noticed many people staring at them. "What do we do now?" Wufei demanded. "Uh...I guess we could---" "LOOKIT THIS!!" Duo interupted holding up a flyer. "WHAT!?" Wufei snatched the paper from the braided one. The flyer was asking for babysitters for a group of kids. "IT'S THEM!!" Duo bounced around hyper, "Can we babysit them! Please!? I wanna meet them allll!" "How is babysitting five kids gonna get us outta here!?" Wufei shouted.
"Wait, we can try to make a deal with these people, if we watch their kids, maybe they'll help us look for the Dragonballs. Then we might have a chance at going home." Heero said. Wufei blinked. "I'm not the anime expert, but it's worth a shot." Quatre said. Trowa just nodded. "Alllright!!" Duo cheered. Wufei grumbled, but didn't say anything.
"What? The dragonballs?" Bulma stared confused at the five people in front of her. "Let me get this straight. You will agree to babysit for us if we help you gather the Dragonballs afterwards so you can return to your own universe?! Where are you from?!" Quatre sweatdropped; "Its kinda hard to explain, in our world, this world is nothing more than an anime, so I don't --" "QUATRE?!" Trunks and Goten appeared out of nowhere, both were completely and totally shocked.
"OH ME GOSH! This is sooo cool! They're real! They really are! WOW! Hey Trunks! Can I have your autograph?!" Duo was jumping up and down in excitment. "Wow! Trunks! It's really them! The Gundam Wing people! Duo! Can you autograph my head!?" Bulma blinked; "Now that I think about it, you guys look like the people from that show my kids are hooked on....so in this world you guys are from an anime. Alright, agreed, you watch the brats--kids, and we'll help get the Dragonballs to send you back to your world."
"Are you sure about this woman?!" Vegeta demanded. "We got someone to babysit didn't we? Now come on, everyone else is waiting!!" Still grumbling Vegeta followed Bulma outside where, indeed, everyone else was waiting. The door closed behind them.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Trunks, Goten, Bra, Pan, and Marron were staring each other down with disbelief. "I'm hungry." Goten annouced suddenly. This snapped everyone back to their senses. "I guess I'd better go make dinner..." Quatre said. Bra glanced sideways at Trunks. The purple haired boy grinned and nodded slightly. Bra giggled, "Let us help you, Quatre-san!!" the mini-Bulma, Pan, and Marron got up and followed Quatre into the kitchen. "Why thank you girls..."
Trowa and Wufei moved off to one side and started a chess game. Duo was roaming the house, inspecting everything that looked familiar. Heero leaned against the wall and appeared to be asleep. This was easier than he thought, they be home in no time...
Trunks and Goten disappeared into the base of operations. "Wow Trunks, this is awesome, we get to torture the Gundam pilots!!!" Goten exclaimed. "Yeah, this is gonna be sooo sweet." Trunks laughed. "Ya really think we should, I mean, they're..them! The Gundam pilots!!" the black-haired demi-saiyan said. "Yeah, well, you heard them, after tonight they're gonna use the Dragonballs to bring them back to wherever they came from, so it doesn't matter if we be good or not!" his friend reasoned. "Ok then,..." "Now here's what we gonna do....."
"Ahh! Watch it, little girl!" Quatre warned, a bit too late. Pan dropped a batter of pudding all over the floor. "Oops, sowry, Quatre-san...and my name's Pan." The blonde nodded smiling, "Thats ok, I'll clean it up, you go help your friends with the noodles." "Okey!" "Aiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!" the bowl of noodles that Marron was holding went high into the air. Marron had slipped on some ice chips that Bra had dropped. The bowl landed on Quatre's head. Marron gasped, "I'm so sorry, Quatre-san!" "S'ok.."
"Hey, Heero!! Lookie this!! Oh come on I know you ain't asleep." Duo shook his friend roughly. "What is it now?" the Perfect Soldier grumbled. "It's Vegeta's saiyan uniform!!" he exclaimed. "Geez, Duo, put it back, Vegita's gonna be pissed off..." "Oh, fine, I need to find a smaller suiveneer..." Duo wandered off again, "Man, I'm tired, I need some coffee, yo, Quatre! Gots any caffine in that there pantry!?"
"Are you sure about this, Trunks? Wufei-san is probably gonna be more pissed off than your dad..." Goten muttered into the walkie-talkie. "Oh come one, Goten, don't be sucha wimp." the voice on the other side answered. "Here goes nothing." Goten was in the air vent above Trowa and Wufei. Wufei seemed rather fusterated, as he was losing the chess game to Trowa. //SPPLLLOOOOSSSSHHHH!!// Magical pink hair dye once again splashed on a black-haired being.
"AAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! My hair!! Goddamnit!!" Wufei's hair was bright pink, the Dragon Warrior looked around fiercely, the air vent was open, but Goten was already outta there. Trowa looked amused, not a bit of surprise showed on his face. Heero glanced in their direction and smothered a laugh. "Hey everyone, dinner's ready and ...What happened!?" Quatre walking into the room. Bra and Pan peeked from behind his legs and giigled. Wufei glared.
9 people assembled around the dinner table. "Where's Duo?" Quatre asked. Heero shrugged. Wufei growled. "I dunno." replied Trowa. "I think I saw'ded him in the pantry." Pan said. "Did he say anything?" Trowa asked. Pan thought, "He asked if we had any coffee." Trowa's eyes bulged a little, "Did he find any coffee?" Pan shrugged; "I dunno." Trowa looked at Quatre, "Did we bring any tranqs?" Pan looked confused, "Wha?"
"I'll go look for him, you guys start eatting without me." Trowa got up from the table. Trunks blinked, confused, then started eating. "Maxwell and his goddamned coffee,..." Wufei muttered and picked up his chopsticks. Quatre still looked worried, but picked up his chopsticks as well..."AHHHHHHH!!!" Quatre jumped up from his chair. There was a live grub on his dinner plate. "For heaven's sake, Winner, don't be such a wimp!!" Wufei grumbled. Bra giggled. Goten grinned. Wufei glared and turned back to his food..."ACCKKKKK!!"
Wufei jumped back from his seat as well, in his plate was a live scorpion, stinger and all. "Who the hell put that in my food?! Tryin' to kill me or something!??!" The scorpion scuttled off the plate and off the table. Trunks smothered a laugh. Goten snickered. Wufei looked angry enough to attack, but Quatre held him back.
"WOOOHOOOHOOOHOOOOO!!!!" a screech came from one of the many corridors of the house. Quatre hung his head, "Awww, man, not now Duo..." Duo Maxwell slid down the stairs shrieking wildly, a stuffed pig in one hand, a razor in the other. Trowa came down the stairs after him, Trowa looked rather different, for his hung bang had been shaved cleanly off. "HEY Wuffie!! Yo' head's PINK!! Lemme shave'it off fo'yea!!" Shinigami bounced into the kitchen, razor ready.
Trunks, Goten, Bra, Pan, and Marron were blinking, very confused. Duo reached for Wufei's head, Wufei grabbed for the razor, but Duo moved and the Solitary Dragon grabbed the stuffed pig instead. Enraged, Gundam Pilot 05 chucked the pig out the window. The glass shattered and the stuffed pig landed outside.
Duo dropped the razor and fell to his knees, tears welded up in his eyes; "MY PIGGIE!! WHY!? WHY!? WHY MY PIGGIE!? I loved'ed you! I loved'ed you, MY PIGGIE!!!" Duo slammed his head into the floor continuously, sobbing. Trunks sweatdropped. "Shut up, damnit!" Heero demanded. Duo began to repeat the scene again,..in Dutch..
"MIJN VARKENTJES!!! MIJN VARKENTJES!!! WAAROM!?? WAAROM!?? WAAROM MJIN VARKENTJES!?? I hield van jullie! Ik hield van jullie!! MIJN VARKENTJES!!!!" Duo screamed. Quatre sweatdropped, "I didn't know Duo knew Dutch.." Heero rolled his eyes, "What's next Spanish?" Bra glanced at Duo, half afraid of the raving American.
"MI CHANCHITO!! MI CHANCHITO!! PORQUE!? PORQUE!? PORQUE MIS CHANCHITO!? Yo amor'd tu! Yo amor'd tu! MI CHANCHITO!" Duo shrieked, then slammed his fists onto the tile floor. "Uh...Duo?" Goten jumped off his chair and neared the insane braidboy. "I wouldn't get any closer, kid." Heero told him. Goten blinked. Duo began raving in German. "Oh, enough with it, Maxwell." Wufei grabbed a chair and brought it over Duo's head.
The chair broke, splinters of wood flew everywhere. "De bomen zijn aan het samenzweren om de aarde over te nemen!!! AHHHHHHHH!!" Duo grabbed Wufei my the collar and screamed again, "De bomen zijn aan het samenzweren om de aarde over te nemen!!" Wufei shoved the madman away, "What the hell are you screaming about!?!?" "He said, 'The trees are plotting to take over the world' " Quatre said helpfully. Wufei growled and grabbed another chair. This chair, however was occupied, Marron shrieked and jumped off of the chair just as it was brought down on Duo's head.
"Take it easy, Wufei, he hasn't done anything that bad yet..." Trowa picked up Marron, who was whimpering. "Look in the mirror, clown." Wufei retorted. Trowa glared. Duo picked up a spoon from the table and held it up to Heero's face; "Fac me cocleario vomere!!! Fac me cocleario vomere!!!" he cried. Heero pushed Duo out of his face; "Keep it up and I will gag you with a spoon." Duo bounced over to Quatre; "Fac me cocleario vomere!!!" Quatre sighed, "No. I will not gag you with a spoon."
Trunks whispered something to Goten, who looked doubtful, but nodded. Goten disappeared and returned with a large pair of scissors. Bra gasped, then giggled. Duo grabbed Trowa's turtleneck collar roughly, causing him to drop Marron, who scurried behind Goten. Wufei went to get a bat, or something. Quatre also seemed to be looking around for a weapon. "Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam." Duo stated calmly. Trowa almost laughed. "What'd be say?" Pan wondered. "He said 'I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.' " Quatre answered, picking up a rolling pin.
"ACCCKKKKK!!" Wufei came back into the room. "Did you find the tranquilizers?" Trowa asked, pushing Duo off him. "WHO PUT FIRE ANTS IN MY SUITCASE!?!?!?" the pilot shrieked. Goten lurched forward in laughter. Wufei sent the Death glare and was about to say something when Duo jumped out the window. "Mom's gonna be so pissed off..." Trunks muttered, taking the scissors from Goten. Bra flew after Duo. Followed by Pan, Goten and Trunks. Marron whimpered, but climbed out the window after them. "Here we go again.." the remander of the Gundam pilots followed.
Duo bolted down the street at the speed of light. Trunks and the others right on his tail. The braided one jumped onto a passing car and screamed at the driver; "NO I'M NOT A FISH!!!!" before jumping off and runnin' some more. Duo leapt onto the side of a building and started climbing. Trunks flew up close, and with one swift move, cut off Duo's percious braid. Goten snatched a heavy piece of hair that fell, "Yay! A suvieneer!! WOOOO!!!"
Duo didn't seem to notice and kept climbing. He began to gather spectators. "Hey look! That kid's climbing that building!!!" "Whats he doing?!" "Are those guys flying?!" Heero, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei gathered among the crowd. "Holy shit, he gonna jump ain't he?" "I bet you 500 bucks he will." Wufei said. "Oy."
Duo reached the top of the building. "PIKACHU SUCKS!!" he screamed, then did a swan dive off the building....
To be continued...
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Review!!!
Chibi Fique: ALLLLRIGHTTT!!
Chibi Tiyan: Instant Chaos X 50 -_-'
Kiriska: Heheheheheheheee!!
Chibi Sikeeh: Well, I guess there's nothin' I can do but blame the muse.
Mayakashi: Of course, blame the muse.
Chibi Tiyan: It is you fault ya'know.
Mayakashi: Of course, always the muse's fault....stupid chibis..
The Night of the Evil Coffee (thunder strike, scream)
Heero looked out the shuttle window, they old group was going on a trip to Earth again. Duo was chattering away. Trowa was staring blankly at his food trying to ignore it. Wufei was grumbling loudly. And Quatre was trying to keep the peace. They were nearing the spinning sphere when a suddenly everything went black. They could see nothing, nothing, but empty black space.
"What the hell just happened?" Duo wondered. "I don't know.." Quatre blinked in confusion. Suddenly Earth was in view again, but it seemed very different. All of the continents were merged together. There were 2 bodies orbiting around the planet, one was the moon, the other was very small, and there appeared to be a small house on it. "Where in the world are we?" Trowa muttered.
"King Kai's planet!!" Duo shrieked, pointing at the tiny mass with a house on it. "What the hell are you talking about Maxwell?!" Wufei growled. "Don't you people watch TV???" "Kaio-sama, damnit, Duo, stop watching the dubs." Heero said. Quatre sweatdropped, "Soo....where are we?" "My guess, another universe." Trowa stated, without the smallest hint of surprised.
The shuttle neared the Earth. They would see dinosaurs roaming the land. Every couple thousand miles or so there would be a big city with flying cars and everything. Duo was in heaven, pointing out everything from his favorite anime series. Heero was correcting every name he said into the original name. Trowa was staring out the window. Wufei looked like he wanted to break something. Quatre was just confused.
The shuttle landed in a small airport. As the five formor Gundam pilot exited the vechile, they noticed many people staring at them. "What do we do now?" Wufei demanded. "Uh...I guess we could---" "LOOKIT THIS!!" Duo interupted holding up a flyer. "WHAT!?" Wufei snatched the paper from the braided one. The flyer was asking for babysitters for a group of kids. "IT'S THEM!!" Duo bounced around hyper, "Can we babysit them! Please!? I wanna meet them allll!" "How is babysitting five kids gonna get us outta here!?" Wufei shouted.
"Wait, we can try to make a deal with these people, if we watch their kids, maybe they'll help us look for the Dragonballs. Then we might have a chance at going home." Heero said. Wufei blinked. "I'm not the anime expert, but it's worth a shot." Quatre said. Trowa just nodded. "Alllright!!" Duo cheered. Wufei grumbled, but didn't say anything.
"What? The dragonballs?" Bulma stared confused at the five people in front of her. "Let me get this straight. You will agree to babysit for us if we help you gather the Dragonballs afterwards so you can return to your own universe?! Where are you from?!" Quatre sweatdropped; "Its kinda hard to explain, in our world, this world is nothing more than an anime, so I don't --" "QUATRE?!" Trunks and Goten appeared out of nowhere, both were completely and totally shocked.
"OH ME GOSH! This is sooo cool! They're real! They really are! WOW! Hey Trunks! Can I have your autograph?!" Duo was jumping up and down in excitment. "Wow! Trunks! It's really them! The Gundam Wing people! Duo! Can you autograph my head!?" Bulma blinked; "Now that I think about it, you guys look like the people from that show my kids are hooked on....so in this world you guys are from an anime. Alright, agreed, you watch the brats--kids, and we'll help get the Dragonballs to send you back to your world."
"Are you sure about this woman?!" Vegeta demanded. "We got someone to babysit didn't we? Now come on, everyone else is waiting!!" Still grumbling Vegeta followed Bulma outside where, indeed, everyone else was waiting. The door closed behind them.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Trunks, Goten, Bra, Pan, and Marron were staring each other down with disbelief. "I'm hungry." Goten annouced suddenly. This snapped everyone back to their senses. "I guess I'd better go make dinner..." Quatre said. Bra glanced sideways at Trunks. The purple haired boy grinned and nodded slightly. Bra giggled, "Let us help you, Quatre-san!!" the mini-Bulma, Pan, and Marron got up and followed Quatre into the kitchen. "Why thank you girls..."
Trowa and Wufei moved off to one side and started a chess game. Duo was roaming the house, inspecting everything that looked familiar. Heero leaned against the wall and appeared to be asleep. This was easier than he thought, they be home in no time...
Trunks and Goten disappeared into the base of operations. "Wow Trunks, this is awesome, we get to torture the Gundam pilots!!!" Goten exclaimed. "Yeah, this is gonna be sooo sweet." Trunks laughed. "Ya really think we should, I mean, they're..them! The Gundam pilots!!" the black-haired demi-saiyan said. "Yeah, well, you heard them, after tonight they're gonna use the Dragonballs to bring them back to wherever they came from, so it doesn't matter if we be good or not!" his friend reasoned. "Ok then,..." "Now here's what we gonna do....."
"Ahh! Watch it, little girl!" Quatre warned, a bit too late. Pan dropped a batter of pudding all over the floor. "Oops, sowry, Quatre-san...and my name's Pan." The blonde nodded smiling, "Thats ok, I'll clean it up, you go help your friends with the noodles." "Okey!" "Aiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!" the bowl of noodles that Marron was holding went high into the air. Marron had slipped on some ice chips that Bra had dropped. The bowl landed on Quatre's head. Marron gasped, "I'm so sorry, Quatre-san!" "S'ok.."
"Hey, Heero!! Lookie this!! Oh come on I know you ain't asleep." Duo shook his friend roughly. "What is it now?" the Perfect Soldier grumbled. "It's Vegeta's saiyan uniform!!" he exclaimed. "Geez, Duo, put it back, Vegita's gonna be pissed off..." "Oh, fine, I need to find a smaller suiveneer..." Duo wandered off again, "Man, I'm tired, I need some coffee, yo, Quatre! Gots any caffine in that there pantry!?"
"Are you sure about this, Trunks? Wufei-san is probably gonna be more pissed off than your dad..." Goten muttered into the walkie-talkie. "Oh come one, Goten, don't be sucha wimp." the voice on the other side answered. "Here goes nothing." Goten was in the air vent above Trowa and Wufei. Wufei seemed rather fusterated, as he was losing the chess game to Trowa. //SPPLLLOOOOSSSSHHHH!!// Magical pink hair dye once again splashed on a black-haired being.
"AAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! My hair!! Goddamnit!!" Wufei's hair was bright pink, the Dragon Warrior looked around fiercely, the air vent was open, but Goten was already outta there. Trowa looked amused, not a bit of surprise showed on his face. Heero glanced in their direction and smothered a laugh. "Hey everyone, dinner's ready and ...What happened!?" Quatre walking into the room. Bra and Pan peeked from behind his legs and giigled. Wufei glared.
9 people assembled around the dinner table. "Where's Duo?" Quatre asked. Heero shrugged. Wufei growled. "I dunno." replied Trowa. "I think I saw'ded him in the pantry." Pan said. "Did he say anything?" Trowa asked. Pan thought, "He asked if we had any coffee." Trowa's eyes bulged a little, "Did he find any coffee?" Pan shrugged; "I dunno." Trowa looked at Quatre, "Did we bring any tranqs?" Pan looked confused, "Wha?"
"I'll go look for him, you guys start eatting without me." Trowa got up from the table. Trunks blinked, confused, then started eating. "Maxwell and his goddamned coffee,..." Wufei muttered and picked up his chopsticks. Quatre still looked worried, but picked up his chopsticks as well..."AHHHHHHH!!!" Quatre jumped up from his chair. There was a live grub on his dinner plate. "For heaven's sake, Winner, don't be such a wimp!!" Wufei grumbled. Bra giggled. Goten grinned. Wufei glared and turned back to his food..."ACCKKKKK!!"
Wufei jumped back from his seat as well, in his plate was a live scorpion, stinger and all. "Who the hell put that in my food?! Tryin' to kill me or something!??!" The scorpion scuttled off the plate and off the table. Trunks smothered a laugh. Goten snickered. Wufei looked angry enough to attack, but Quatre held him back.
"WOOOHOOOHOOOHOOOOO!!!!" a screech came from one of the many corridors of the house. Quatre hung his head, "Awww, man, not now Duo..." Duo Maxwell slid down the stairs shrieking wildly, a stuffed pig in one hand, a razor in the other. Trowa came down the stairs after him, Trowa looked rather different, for his hung bang had been shaved cleanly off. "HEY Wuffie!! Yo' head's PINK!! Lemme shave'it off fo'yea!!" Shinigami bounced into the kitchen, razor ready.
Trunks, Goten, Bra, Pan, and Marron were blinking, very confused. Duo reached for Wufei's head, Wufei grabbed for the razor, but Duo moved and the Solitary Dragon grabbed the stuffed pig instead. Enraged, Gundam Pilot 05 chucked the pig out the window. The glass shattered and the stuffed pig landed outside.
Duo dropped the razor and fell to his knees, tears welded up in his eyes; "MY PIGGIE!! WHY!? WHY!? WHY MY PIGGIE!? I loved'ed you! I loved'ed you, MY PIGGIE!!!" Duo slammed his head into the floor continuously, sobbing. Trunks sweatdropped. "Shut up, damnit!" Heero demanded. Duo began to repeat the scene again,..in Dutch..
"MIJN VARKENTJES!!! MIJN VARKENTJES!!! WAAROM!?? WAAROM!?? WAAROM MJIN VARKENTJES!?? I hield van jullie! Ik hield van jullie!! MIJN VARKENTJES!!!!" Duo screamed. Quatre sweatdropped, "I didn't know Duo knew Dutch.." Heero rolled his eyes, "What's next Spanish?" Bra glanced at Duo, half afraid of the raving American.
"MI CHANCHITO!! MI CHANCHITO!! PORQUE!? PORQUE!? PORQUE MIS CHANCHITO!? Yo amor'd tu! Yo amor'd tu! MI CHANCHITO!" Duo shrieked, then slammed his fists onto the tile floor. "Uh...Duo?" Goten jumped off his chair and neared the insane braidboy. "I wouldn't get any closer, kid." Heero told him. Goten blinked. Duo began raving in German. "Oh, enough with it, Maxwell." Wufei grabbed a chair and brought it over Duo's head.
The chair broke, splinters of wood flew everywhere. "De bomen zijn aan het samenzweren om de aarde over te nemen!!! AHHHHHHHH!!" Duo grabbed Wufei my the collar and screamed again, "De bomen zijn aan het samenzweren om de aarde over te nemen!!" Wufei shoved the madman away, "What the hell are you screaming about!?!?" "He said, 'The trees are plotting to take over the world' " Quatre said helpfully. Wufei growled and grabbed another chair. This chair, however was occupied, Marron shrieked and jumped off of the chair just as it was brought down on Duo's head.
"Take it easy, Wufei, he hasn't done anything that bad yet..." Trowa picked up Marron, who was whimpering. "Look in the mirror, clown." Wufei retorted. Trowa glared. Duo picked up a spoon from the table and held it up to Heero's face; "Fac me cocleario vomere!!! Fac me cocleario vomere!!!" he cried. Heero pushed Duo out of his face; "Keep it up and I will gag you with a spoon." Duo bounced over to Quatre; "Fac me cocleario vomere!!!" Quatre sighed, "No. I will not gag you with a spoon."
Trunks whispered something to Goten, who looked doubtful, but nodded. Goten disappeared and returned with a large pair of scissors. Bra gasped, then giggled. Duo grabbed Trowa's turtleneck collar roughly, causing him to drop Marron, who scurried behind Goten. Wufei went to get a bat, or something. Quatre also seemed to be looking around for a weapon. "Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam." Duo stated calmly. Trowa almost laughed. "What'd be say?" Pan wondered. "He said 'I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.' " Quatre answered, picking up a rolling pin.
"ACCCKKKKK!!" Wufei came back into the room. "Did you find the tranquilizers?" Trowa asked, pushing Duo off him. "WHO PUT FIRE ANTS IN MY SUITCASE!?!?!?" the pilot shrieked. Goten lurched forward in laughter. Wufei sent the Death glare and was about to say something when Duo jumped out the window. "Mom's gonna be so pissed off..." Trunks muttered, taking the scissors from Goten. Bra flew after Duo. Followed by Pan, Goten and Trunks. Marron whimpered, but climbed out the window after them. "Here we go again.." the remander of the Gundam pilots followed.
Duo bolted down the street at the speed of light. Trunks and the others right on his tail. The braided one jumped onto a passing car and screamed at the driver; "NO I'M NOT A FISH!!!!" before jumping off and runnin' some more. Duo leapt onto the side of a building and started climbing. Trunks flew up close, and with one swift move, cut off Duo's percious braid. Goten snatched a heavy piece of hair that fell, "Yay! A suvieneer!! WOOOO!!!"
Duo didn't seem to notice and kept climbing. He began to gather spectators. "Hey look! That kid's climbing that building!!!" "Whats he doing?!" "Are those guys flying?!" Heero, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei gathered among the crowd. "Holy shit, he gonna jump ain't he?" "I bet you 500 bucks he will." Wufei said. "Oy."
Duo reached the top of the building. "PIKACHU SUCKS!!" he screamed, then did a swan dive off the building....
To be continued...
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