The Tape goes to New York
Shenron: YOHA PEOPLES!
Jody: Hey guys
Braun: Hey, and for those of you who don't know my sister, be afraid, be very afraid...
Shenron: Braun are talking to yourseslf, that doesn't say much for your mental health
Braun: Like you have any, and you don't even have sanity either.
Shenron: I know isn't it great!
Braun and Jody: --; (A/n for those of you who don't know what an anime sweat drop is, tooo bad!
Braun looks up to the sky and yells: WHY, GOD! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE RELATED TO THIS IGNORAMOUS!
Jody: Any way, I shall say the disclamer .: clears throat :. We do not own the movie Ring nor any of the original charactors
Shenron: now, ON WITH THE FIC!
The house was quiet and the only living human beings in the house that they rented in New York were Jody, Braun, and Shenron. Shenron was going to the world series baseball game that ended four months ago, and Braun was in college, but decided to tag along cause his college was boring him, and his sister needed his money. Jody was just there for the ride. Shenron was sitting on the couch in the rented living room upsidedown, staring blankly at the tv. Braun was sitting next to her, trying really not to hit her and knock her over. Jody was out.
Shenron was a five feet and a half with green with a silver streak on her left side. She had forest green eyes and always wore a dog collar. Her brother though, just wears a hat all the time. He is two inches shorter than Shenron cause he is younger than her, with red hair and a chain around his neck.
After a while, Braun's erges got the better of him and he pushed Shenron off the couch. She screeched and fell to the floor. Just as Shenron was about to verbally heras him the door opened to reveal Jody. She was holding an unmarked tape in her hand and was panting as if she had been running.
"Hey Jody, Whats that you got there?" Braun questioned.
"I don't know what its called, but the guy who sold it to me said it would be the scariest movie I would ever see." Jody said walking over to the siblings.
"Well lets pop it in! Its got to better than the trash Shenron is watching." Braun said looking down at his sister who had gotten herself hooked onto the tv again.
"Oh Shenron, I'm sorry, but the pretty show is going to go away right now." Jody said, poping the movie into the VCR.
Shenron growled, but immidietly stopped when the tv sprang to life with the movie. On it was a whole bunch of randomness from the ring movie thing (A/n does anyone know what to call it?) and then it was over. Shenron had watched with eagerness, but upon its stopping, she ran up to the tv and hugged it.
"NO! THE TV STOPPED!" Shenron started crying then looked back at her brother. "HOW DID THEY DO THAT!"
"Simple that freaky movie is-" The phone rang and everyone except Shenron jumped. Braun went to answer it, but Shenron grabbed it away from him.
"HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT MY BROTHERS LOGIC!" and hung up. She turned back to him, "Now you were saying something about-" The phone rang again, Shenron answered it and yelled at them again. "If its that important, get over here and and tell him that yourself."
She hung up on them again and turned to her brother. She pointed her finger at him and was about to say something when the phone rang again. She unpluged the only phone in the house and went back to ask her brother to ask the question that was so rudely interutpted before. But yet again the phone rang again. Braun and Jody, were scared, the phone was ringing and it wasn't even connected.
"What is going on." Braun asked. Shenron picked up the phone.
"LOOK, I AM ASKING A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION! SO STOP CALLING YOU FREAK!" Shenron hung up on them again. The phone started ringing again and before Shenron could chuck the phone out the window Braun turned on the tv. Shenron immidietely dropped the phone and sat down staring blankly at the tv.
"How did you know that would stop her?" Jody asked
Braun looked at her, his fear still mounting, "Once you live with her for 19 years, you learn what keeps her occupied." he said his voice cracking from the fear. He slowly picked up the phone. "He-hello?"
"You will die in seven days." a voice croaked out of the phone and hung up.
"Hello? Hello!" Braun yelled into the phone. He started rubbing his temples and walked in circles. "What could it be? Was that an apperition? I'm going crazy, just because I'm scared, I'm holusinating, ya thats it! Just a-"
"Braun, just hang up the phone, someone is just playing a..." Jody's cell phone had just started ringing. She sat there staring at the phone. She picked it up and looked at the number. There was none. She opened it, "hello?" she answered in a weak voice.
"You will die in seven days," the same voice croaked. Jody threw the phone, not seeing were it went. It boinked Shenron on the head and landed in her lap. Shenron looked down at her lap and then back at the tv, then back at the phone, then back to the tv. Braun turned off the tv and slumped into the couch, his eyes as big as plates. Jody was sitting on the chair trying to breathe with her eyes closed.
Shenron looked from one to the other, uterly confused as to why they were so scared. Then the phone in her lap rang. She was getting really annoyed at that constant ringing of the phone. She answered it by yelling again, "STOP CALLING! I AM NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU!" Then she hung up. It started ringing again, so she walked into the kitchen, filled the sink with water, and dropped it in. The phone made a sizzle sound.
She smiled triumphantly and was about to walk back into the living room when the phone started ringing again. She took it out of the water and ripped it into tiny pieces. "There no more phone." She smiled widely and walked into the living room. The unpluged phone started ringing.
Shenron: ugg, I hate mushy moments.
Braun: Shenron, what are you talking about?
Shenron: ; nothing.
Jody: She's confusing me, so lets just get this over with.
Braun: Ya, I agree, so people R&R. And-
Shenron: NO YOU IDIOTS! DON'T LET THEM FUSE! BAKA'S!
Jody: please don't run into a Shenron.
Shenron: I hate androids.