Title: Christmas in South Park
Fandom: South Park
Characters: Stan/Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Butters, Pip, Tweek, Craig, Clyde, Token, Ike
Prompt: Christmas
Word Count: 912
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A month before Christmas and all of South Park is in the mood. All of the South Park boys will be forced into a Christmas Parody.
Chapter 1: Black Friday.
The fourth Friday in November always followed the fourth Thursday in November. The fourth Thursday was also known as Thanksgiving in some parts of the world. Thanksgiving was a long day of cooking a huge meal that took little more then thirty minutes to eat. Sure there was also family, football, and floats involved, but the premise for this holiday was the food.
The fourth Friday in November was a different sort of 'holiday' entirely. It was called Black Friday, and although it sounded just awful, it had nothing to do with evil, or racism whatsoever. No, Black Friday was the start of the holiday shopping season.
All of the brave souls arrived at the shopping stores well before dawn. Often they were still tipsy from the night before. They arrived only to take part in the holiday sales.
Kyle and Stan although they opted to sleep in were also sucked into the holiday tradition. They went together hand-in-hand to shop for their families. Kyle needed at least one, if not eight presents for his Mom, Dad, and little brother. Stan needed only one present for his family members but he wanted them to be good.
Despite all of the sales the gifts ate at their wallets. Kyle ran out of cash before he finished getting his parents eight gifts. Stan had just enough for a small thin crust pizza and a soda when he finished.
He offered the money to by him and Kyle lunch. They sat in the busy food court at a two person table to eat it.
"Stan you have cheese on your chin," Kyle told him. He leaned forward cleaning Stan's face with a kiss. He pulled away with a shy smile on his face.
"Thanks," Stan said. He was unsure if he was thanking Kyle for the clean-up or the kiss.
He reached out to take Kyle's hand in his. "Kyle you know that I love you. We've been dating for over two years now."
"That's true, we had our anniversary last September," Kyle smiled. He remembered the night clearly. It was the first time they had gone all the way. They were scared to do the deed prior too that, but now Kyle could not remember why. He and Stan had never been closer and often fought over who got to be on bottom.
Kyle's face fell as a thought hit him. Stan's words sounded off. "Are we breaking up?" He asked.
"No," Stan immediately replied. The question it self scared the hell out of him, but he understood how Kyle drew that conclusion. Stan took a deep breath before he continued. "I was thinking that we should agree not to get each other gifts this year. We both don't have the money and what money we make we will need to save for next year, when we are in college."
"Yeah that is a good idea," Kyle agreed. He did have a little saved up and he was working at a part time job. He knew however that spending money on Stan would not make Stan love him any more and the same was true in reverse.
"Great maybe we can spend the time making love," Stan suggested.
Kyle laughed; it was a good money saving idea. "That's my favorite gift anyway."
Stan smiled leaning in to give Kyle a kiss. "Let's get home and wrap these suckers."
"Sure," Kyle stood he cleared their table, but saved their shared drink. Stan refilled that and gathered his bags. Kyle gathered his two-handfuls of bags from their table. Then they headed for the exit.
"Stan, I'm thirsty," Kyle prompted his boyfriend. Well trained, Stan put his arm around Kyle's shoulder to give him a drink. The redhead smiled taking a small sip. Then he snuggled against Stan's side. He wanted to contact more then the drink.
Then Kyle saw something amazing. It was in the windows of Guitar Center. Inside the store were the greatest AMPs that he had ever seen. They certainly were the sort of AMPs that he always wanted and did not have.
He made a quick turned almost dislodging Stan from his side. He stopped in front of the window jaw dropped.
"You like these," Stan teased after noting Kyle's expression.
"Like them? Stan these AMPs are so incredible! I'd become a legend if I had those," Kyle explained to him. He pushed out his bottom lip, pouting. He then let out a sigh. "I could never afford them."
"Awe Kyle, that's rough," Stan squeezed him into a one armed hug.
"Yeah," Kyle sighed again.
Stan tried to be supportive, really he did. Then he caught sight of something rare and amazing. "Kyle look," He pulled Kyle away from the Guitar Center. Stan led him to the game store. He paused inside the store his face fell and his shoulders slumped.
"What? What is it Stan?" Kyle could see nothing that looked upsetting. He worried about what it could be.
"Nothing. I thought I saw a Final Fantasy VII game, but that's just a Kingdom Hearts 2," Stan explained.
"Final Fantasy VII?" Kyle tilted his head.
"It's the greatest RPG ever! I always wanted to own a copy but I have yet to find one for sale." Stan explained.
"Oh Stan, I know how you feel," Kyle sympathized. He glanced back at his AMPs, "Lets stop torturing ourselves, come on." Kyle tugged his disappointed boyfriend away from the store, and the mall.