Babies

"MY!" yelled three-year-old Sirius Black, snatching back the yellow rubber duck.

"NO, MY!" screamed Bellatrix Black at the top of her lungs. She grabbed the duck and clutched it to her chest.

"MYMYMY!" Sirius grabbed the duck and shoved Bellatrix. She fell to the ground and glared at him.

"MUDBLOOD!" she shouted. Getting up, she took out a stick from her pocket and aimed it at Sirius. "CWOCIO!"

Walburga, Sirius's mum, gasped. "How DARE you call Sirius a Mudblood? GET HER SIRIUS!"

"OH NO YOU DI-IN'T!" said Druella. She whipped out her wand and pointed it at Walburga.

"OH YEAH I DI-ID!" Walburga whipped out her wand as well, and kept it trained at Druella. Druella was quick – right away she sent a spell soaring towards Walburga that made her sparkle.

"TARANTALEGA!" shouted Walburga. Immediately Druella started doing the Egyptian Dance. "SPARKLES ARE IN STYLE!" cheered Walburga.

"YOU WISH!" shouted Druella angrily, unable to stop dancing.

Meanwhile, Bella was VERY angry. She wants the rubber duck! "GIMME DUCK!"

"Gimme gimme never gets, don't you know your manners yet," sang Sirius, sticking his tongue out.

Bellatrix glared at him. "Sirius…" she said in a sweet voice. "Pweeez give me ducky?" she looked up at him with puppy dog eyes.

"No no no no no!" Sirius laughed, enjoying having something Bellatrix wanted.

"GIVE ME DUCKY OR ELSE!" screamed Bella.

Sirius smiled. "Nope," he said cheerfully. "I have a ducky and Bella doesn't, I have a ducky and Bella doesn't…" he started to sing.

Bellatrix glared at him.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN'S MOST SAGGY Y-FRONTS IS GOING ON HERE?" yelped Cygnus and Orion in union, who had chosen that moment to enter.

At that moment, Sirius and Bellatrix started laughing. They laughed and laughed and laughed. Then Cygnus chuckled. Orion laughed. And soon, the two men and two children were howling with laughter.

"I don't see what's so funny," said Druella stiffly, still dancing.

"Well," chuckled Cygnus. "What would YOUR reaction be if you walked into the living room to find your sister-in-law sparkling and wife dancing the Egyptian Dance?"