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THE CHOOSING: PART ONE

POSEIDON'S CAT

Chiron galloped outside, yelling and whooping in a most un-Chiron-y way. "Come on everyone, get to the big house. NOW!"
So Percy, as you can probably imagine, is thinking, "What?"
It was 6:00 in the morning, so naturally everyone was exhausted. But Chiron insisted all the campers come outside to see whatever he was so excited about. Of course, you're probably thinking it was something super important, like Zeus coming to visit or something.
It wasn't.
Chiron's old mangy tabby, Big Mama, had given birth to a truckload of kittens.
Percy was really pissed at Chiron for dragging them all out just to see some stupid kittens- but then he saw it.
She was small, being a kitten, obviously, but a little smaller than the rest, probably the runt. She had a calico print, and kept wetting herself, probably because she was nervous. She looked straight up at Percy and said a word that would melt his heart every time it came to mind.
"Meow."

HERMES' CAT

Travis knelt down to play with the kittens. He had always had a soft spot for cats, and he was secretly hysterically, ecstatically happy that they were all getting kittens. He had bravely volunteered to choose the Hermes cats, but even so everyone was down with him, scrutinizing every kitten, searching for the perfect one.
Zia, an Aphrodite girl, knelt down by the kittens, gently playing with them. A little white one stumbled over to her and batted at her fingers. She was a little girl cat, with poufy, spongy fur, six toes, and a cutely curious expression. Travis thought she was pretty, but not necessarily the cat they wanted.

Zia had just begun playing with a little black kitten when the cat noticed that her ring had fallen off of her finger. She spread her six toes around the ring and grasped it, carrying it over to her spot on the blanket./ she was batting it back and forth when Zia noticed her ring was gone, and the sly little kitty turned around in a circle and parked her butt right on top of the ring. Zia turned to her, and, seeing that she had been caught out, she let out a yowl.
"MMMRRROOOOWWWWW!"
Travis shot up from the floor, waving his arms around in the air. "IT'S A SIGN!"

HADES' CAT

Nico was not feeling very amused that day.
He walked towards the Big House, expecting to get stuck with some uber-happy dumbass kitten. Just as he was about to go in, an Apollo camper burst out, holding a jet black, red-eyed kitten.
"Nico! Nico! You should pick this one! He's perfect for you!"
"What? What do you mean?"
He's antisocial, creepy-looking, and really derpy. Just like you!"
"What?"
"Here, Nico!"
Nico inspected the kitten that had just been thrown into his unwelcoming arms. He did seem sort of…wired for his nature. Maybe he would learn to love this little guy.