A/N: So, I read this prompt on Tumblr: "Imagine coming home and finding Sam and Dean standing inside your house, loading up on salt. 'Don't worry about it, everything's fine'." And this is what I came up with. I hope you like it.
"I need a drink."
You come home after your classes at college, just to open the door and find two strange — and fucking tall — men carrying salt — stealing your salt. You blink just to make sure your mind is not making it up, then, "What the fuck?"
The tallest turns around and says, "Oh, hi. We—we're just—"
The shortest takes out an FBI badge. "We're FBI. Don't worry about it, everything's fine."
"Right." You step out and close the door. "I need a drink," you mutter and head to the nearest pub.