When I was cleaning the McCloud AFB, I saw my family (BOB64, MIKE64, JILL64, and JEN64) leave the house for the Starfox Silver Arwing Banquet at the Sleazy Joe's Hotel down in Corneria City. I wouldn't let them go until Fox and his teammates were prepared so I ordered them to wait at the front door. As they waited, they read the graffiti on the walls that stated:
"Katt Falco"
"General Pepper is sleepy-headed!"
When they came across "Krystal smells," JILL64 wrote the word "pleasant" on the slime that's after the two-word sentence. Then JEN64 read out loud, "Fox McCloud is a (Starfox ringtone)." Falco poked his head out his window and hollered angrily, "Did your mama ever kissed you with those rusted, metal mouths of yours?"
BOB64 asked JEN64 what was that word at the end of that sentence. He read it slowly, but all he could utter was that ringtone of the Starfox theme.
"What was that unknown word again?" BOB64 asked.
"I got it," exclaimed JEN 64, "It's an accent enhancer!"
"Great (Starfox ringtone) thinking!" whooped the rest of my family.
"Let's wait for the (Starfox ringtone) Starfox team and show those (Starfox ringtone) enhancers in the banquet."
An hour later, we arrived at Sleazy Joe's by limo and as we entered inside, we heard a lady scream. It was from Fox's mother, Vixy.
"Someone swore at the banquet! Someone swore at the banquet!" she cried.
"Nice (Starfox ringtone) banquet. Vixy." JILL64 said.
"Why are you running away, Fox's (Starfox ringtone) mother?" MIKE64 asked.
I just couldn't believe my family (with me and my wife, GWEN64, as an exception) would ruin the atmosphere of the hotel! With Vixy gone and all the partygoers confused, they completely painted it with that word. It was one of the words in General Pepper's iList of Terms Spoken by a Rapper Mouth/i, the seventh word of it. GWEN64 placed earmuffs on her head to guard her ears from it.
"Nice to meet you, Fox's (Starfox ringtone) cubs." BOB64 said enthusiastically.
"Fox," Krystal commanded, "Send our children to the playroom on the second floor."
"Why," Fox asked, "Is there an inappropriate thing going on?"
"Yes because ROB64's family, except his wife and himself, were swearing. I wish we could hold the banquet in a more family oriented hotel." Krystal answered.
As Fox escorted his children to the playroom, hoardes of people filed out the hotel, except me, my family, General Pepper, Fox, his children, the hotel manager, and the rest of the Starfox Team.
"Oh great," growled the hotel manager, "I'm ruined!"
"That's because four of ROB64's potty-mouthed family members painted your precious hotel with that word." Falco snorted, pointing at them.
"No, no; my precious hotel is ruined! It's one of the most respected five-star hotels in Corneria and now look what they did to it!" he moaned.
"How could you?" I asked them, angrily.
"But it's one of our accent enhancers!" JEN64 complained.
"Look, you foul mouths," General Pepper scowled, "That is bad word number seven from my iList of Terms Spoken by a Rapper Mouth/i!"
"You mean (Starfox ringtone)?" MIKE64 asked regretfully.
"That's what I mean, swearing robot! Now you should promise me not to use that word or any others from the list again. Promise?" General said sternly
"We promise, General." MIKE64, JEN64, JILL64, and BOB64.
"Fox," he said, "Round up your children and tell the rest we're going home. Also, tell your mother too that we're leaving this joint. The banquet is off!"
We went home and went to bed because I and GWEN64 have had it with this conflict. I aspired a better day tomorrow because I, the General, and the rest of the Starfox team couldn't tolerate that language.
Part 2 coming up soon!
"Katt Falco"
"General Pepper is sleepy-headed!"
When they came across "Krystal smells," JILL64 wrote the word "pleasant" on the slime that's after the two-word sentence. Then JEN64 read out loud, "Fox McCloud is a (Starfox ringtone)." Falco poked his head out his window and hollered angrily, "Did your mama ever kissed you with those rusted, metal mouths of yours?"
BOB64 asked JEN64 what was that word at the end of that sentence. He read it slowly, but all he could utter was that ringtone of the Starfox theme.
"What was that unknown word again?" BOB64 asked.
"I got it," exclaimed JEN 64, "It's an accent enhancer!"
"Great (Starfox ringtone) thinking!" whooped the rest of my family.
"Let's wait for the (Starfox ringtone) Starfox team and show those (Starfox ringtone) enhancers in the banquet."
An hour later, we arrived at Sleazy Joe's by limo and as we entered inside, we heard a lady scream. It was from Fox's mother, Vixy.
"Someone swore at the banquet! Someone swore at the banquet!" she cried.
"Nice (Starfox ringtone) banquet. Vixy." JILL64 said.
"Why are you running away, Fox's (Starfox ringtone) mother?" MIKE64 asked.
I just couldn't believe my family (with me and my wife, GWEN64, as an exception) would ruin the atmosphere of the hotel! With Vixy gone and all the partygoers confused, they completely painted it with that word. It was one of the words in General Pepper's iList of Terms Spoken by a Rapper Mouth/i, the seventh word of it. GWEN64 placed earmuffs on her head to guard her ears from it.
"Nice to meet you, Fox's (Starfox ringtone) cubs." BOB64 said enthusiastically.
"Fox," Krystal commanded, "Send our children to the playroom on the second floor."
"Why," Fox asked, "Is there an inappropriate thing going on?"
"Yes because ROB64's family, except his wife and himself, were swearing. I wish we could hold the banquet in a more family oriented hotel." Krystal answered.
As Fox escorted his children to the playroom, hoardes of people filed out the hotel, except me, my family, General Pepper, Fox, his children, the hotel manager, and the rest of the Starfox Team.
"Oh great," growled the hotel manager, "I'm ruined!"
"That's because four of ROB64's potty-mouthed family members painted your precious hotel with that word." Falco snorted, pointing at them.
"No, no; my precious hotel is ruined! It's one of the most respected five-star hotels in Corneria and now look what they did to it!" he moaned.
"How could you?" I asked them, angrily.
"But it's one of our accent enhancers!" JEN64 complained.
"Look, you foul mouths," General Pepper scowled, "That is bad word number seven from my iList of Terms Spoken by a Rapper Mouth/i!"
"You mean (Starfox ringtone)?" MIKE64 asked regretfully.
"That's what I mean, swearing robot! Now you should promise me not to use that word or any others from the list again. Promise?" General said sternly
"We promise, General." MIKE64, JEN64, JILL64, and BOB64.
"Fox," he said, "Round up your children and tell the rest we're going home. Also, tell your mother too that we're leaving this joint. The banquet is off!"
We went home and went to bed because I and GWEN64 have had it with this conflict. I aspired a better day tomorrow because I, the General, and the rest of the Starfox team couldn't tolerate that language.
Part 2 coming up soon!