"For the last time! It's JESSIE!!!" shouted the team rocket member angrily. This succeeded in making James cry.
"Wha, wha, wha? You can't be the girl! That's my job!" James yelled.
James had recently suffered a memory loss last time Jessie had smacked him with a frying pan.
"I can't take this anymore! I'm going into depression this time! I need to kill someone." Meowth meanwhile muttered.
***Author's note: Perhaps I should eleborate…k, Meowth has been in a very delicate mental state lately, James has lost his memory, and Jessie is frustrated.***
"Good. People are getting sick of the sick rocket-shipper stuff." Jessie growled.
"So you don't mind If I…" Meowth began.
"No! Don't kill me!" yelped James.
Jessie immediately rushed to her own defense, "Not me either!"
"You guys are all I have left. I can't kill you…yet…" Meowth said emotionally.
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Meanwhile…
***Author's note: Ash, Misty, and Brock have been trapped in the woods and hanging out with Team Rocket. They stumbled upon a talking tree stump. And a weird young trainer named Bess Tingle who seemed to think this talking tree stump was her long lost Cubone (a female named Jeffery).***
…Misty, meanwhile, had gone to consult Bess. "Bessie, whatever shall I do?"
Bess looked up from the blowtorch she was holding. "About what?" she screeched, nearly deaf from the noise produced by her tool.
"About Jessie and James and Meowth. You heard right? I guess not. Well, I'll start from the beginning-…what are you doing?"
"I'm molding."
"Oh! I see…-uh oh, molding what?" Misty said, suddenly worried.
"My machete. Out of my Jeffie-Weffie." Bess answered, pointing to something in front of her. Misty looked to find a charred tree stump. A sharp point was beginning to form at the top.
"Help me!!" it cried.
Misty rolled her eyes, "Bessie! Put that down! NOW!"
With perfectly inaccurate timing, Brock arrived with James, arguing over marriage plans.
"I can't marry you! You're not a girl!" Brock complained.
"That's not MY fault! You should have thought of that before you proposed!" James retorted.
"But I didn't!"
Seeing the lad in distress, the noble Bess Tingle of the Forest held her mighty (but only half-baked) Excalibur (formerly known as "Jeffery") for all to see. She then proceeded to drive the wooden blade into James, the beast's, stomach.
"BESS! I wanted to kill her-er, him!" Brock whined.
"Ash and Jessie stumbled in, to find their friend, James, lying on the forest floor, lifeless and splinter-ey.
"This is all your fault! If you hadn't proposed to him all of this could've been avoided! Stone him!" Jessie and Ash comdemned.
"I never proposed!" Brock recalled.
"Doesn't matter!" Misty yelled, partaking in the punishment.
"Wait!" Brock screamed in distress.
Bess and Misty had already begun to chuck stones and encouraging the other two to do similarly….
**SUDDENLY**
"My turn to sing!" shrieked Gary Oak, appearing out of the blue, and in doing so, saving Brock.
NOTE: What happened after this outburst is classified. Trust me. NO ONE, I repeat NO ONE would want to know what happened next. No matter how pervie, so I won't share that.
***THE END**** dundunduuuuunnnn!