Disclaimer: I do not own Mario Bros.
It was a lovely day in the Mushroom Kingdom, The sun was shining down on the flowers that have faces, and the clouds were glaring down at the ground. Mario walked outside after having a hardy breakfast and looked to the sky to see the clouds glaring down at him. Mario let out the usual Mario grunts and a text bubble appeared above him and read, "Clouds, Why do you look down upon me like that?"
The clouds looked un-fazed and whispered back, "We have to pee." Mario's face turned a bright red and looked at the black underneath the white on the clouds and replied, "oh." Mario went back inside.
Luigi awoke from his slumber and entered the living area and saw Mario scoping out the underside of the clouds. Luigi had a confused expression on his face and asked, "Mario, you sick tub of lard, why are you looking at the clouds in such a way?" Mario looked back at Luigi with a blank serious expression and replied, "They need to pee."
Suddenly, a loud boom was heard across the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi jumped up and said "Mario, I thought they only needed to pee!?" Mario turned around to glare at Luigi and told him in a sarcastic manner, "Luigi, You moron, before clouds can urinate they must first go thunder."
Luigi killed himself.