Author's note thing: hello everybody! i'm oliver, twitch users billy_hope_forrealjustice, chara_thefallenchild, and hiyokosaion_jiggywithit. i forget my password a lot, okay?

anyway, iv been a fan of nicob for quite a while, probably not as long as some of you but still a while. i love this fandom a lot, and its such a loving community. if not a bit bananas.

i started this fic the stream nico played outlast, and it's since been updated to include characters in undertale, dr:ae, etc. i havent watched every lp nico's done, so my best apologies if characters get left out.

please enjoy my garbage 3

- Chapter 1- All Aboard The SS LP I Mean Bus -

Nico sighed and leaned back in his driver's seat, hugging his trusty companion Bagels (is it Bagel or Bagels? Do we even know?) The Penguin close to shield its small penguin ears from the very loud commotion going on around it. This wasn't supposed to happen..., the man thought sadly, tugging at the collar of his blue polo with a frown.

Okay, maybe he's not wearing a blue polo at this stream. ('Stream' being wishful thinking, haha) In every stream, Nico seems to wear a blue polo. I'm assuming he is right now, I can't read into the future. I wish I could, though! Anyway, back to the story!

Nico had decided to round up the cast of colorful characters in games he's played and bring them on a lovely road trip through the mountains! (At the mention of mountains, Miles Upshur started crying.) He tried to keep every series apart to avoid fighting, but it hadn't gone too well. Togami seemed to spot a large quantity of rich people with his trusty money radar, and started a Money-Off between himself, Snake, Komaeda, Fat Togami, Redd White, Grossberg, Edgeworth, and Dr. Money. It was very intense, and ended with Dr. Money winning.

That seemed to prompt everybody else into both negative and positive interaction.

The author's exposition, I mean, Nico's thought process, was cut off by a loud and disgusting crunch, followed by laughter from Clover, Saionji, and Seiko. Nico turned his head to see that Clover had wandered into the Presentable Liberty part of the bus, and brutally crushed The Prisoner's pet spider, Billy.

Nico frowned, standing up from his seat to stomp over after calling over Junpei to drive for him. "Clover! Do not do that to Billy!" he scolded, and nearly everybody minus Miles in the Outlast corner turned their head at the mention of the name NicoB called them by. Billy Hope gasped, looking around frantically. "I-i-is somebody here?! A-are they gonna hurt me?" the teenager cried, clinging to his adopted father's wheelchair.

"Not you guys." Nico clarified, and the former Walrider host seemed to calm down drastically. "The Prisoner's pet bug." Nico continued, gesturing to the squashed spider that its dark-skinned owner was in shock over, his companions attempting to help him recover from the grief and trauma.

After a light scolding (although Salvadore and Charlotte insisted that the 999 character deserved a much worse punishment), Nico returned to the driver's seat. It had been a long day, and he just wanted to go up into the mountains and do some sightseeing with his favorite characters and have a nice bagel-and-turkey-sandwich ((with caviar, courtesy of that crazy-ass lunchlady from Ace Attorney. Also a side of cake, spaghetti, and bananas. It's a fucking gourmet feast!)) picnic and then maybe have a giant-ass platonic orgy. But that wasn't going to happen, not on the author's watch.

In no less than five minutes of the last incident, something happened again, and Nico was beginning to question if this road trip was actually a good idea. Of course it's not, who the fuck lets Mr. Smiley, Ibuki Mioda, Richard Trager, Maya Fey, Clover Field, Papyrus, and Seiko Shinohara within 200 feet of each other?

In an attempt to keep the younger characters from seeing things they really shouldn't, Fat Togami had asked everybody for their ages, and when the S.S. 'We're Totally Teenagers/Adults', a.k.a Yuka, Billy Hope, Fujisaki, Saionji, and Clover, answered truthfully, everything was thrown into hell.

"Please prove your age with legal identification!" Ishimaru butt in, clearly not believing that the ages were respectively, 14, 18, 16, 24, and 18. Yes, Billy and Clover are the same age. Even I don't believe it. "We can trust them!" Pheonix Wright said, crossing his arms. "Do you not trust your fellow passengers, sir?"

"Fight of the Ishimaru voices!" Maya shouted. "...wait, who's Ishimaru?"

"Of course I do!" Ishimaru sweated. "I just need proof!" "Is that so?" Pheonix responded, raising an eyebrow. "If I recall when reading up on you all, you three-" The man gestured between him, Fujisaki, and Saionji. "Are in the same class. You should know their ages. Also..." He pulled a book out of shit-nowhere, saying something about this being 'evidence.' The fuck.

"While the creators of Outlast are certainly sadists, at least according to the 'Waylon Park' Tumblr tag-" Pheonix was cut off by Maya screeching "THE YAOI!" with a pained and traumatized sob. "-they would not subject a child to these things. Because that's kind of over the top, isn't it? They're not the Corpse Party developers." He continued, gesturing towards the Corpse Party kids. "Hey..!" Naomi frowned. I'm gonna get so many people in the stream chat yelling at me for that joke...

"Excuse me for my lack of knowlege on fourth wall breaking!" While it seemed like sarcasm, Ishimaru was completely serious. Pheonix eyed the younger man with suspicion, but seemed sure of Ishimaru's innocence. It's not a murder trial, Pheonix.

Nico kept a close eye in case things became too intense, but thankfully there were no Ace Attorney-like culprit breakdowns. Phew. He looked at where he was driving the bus, and it looked that the group of many was arriving to their destined spot. It was a cozy little hotel in the mountains owned by April May. No, I don't know why that specific character. Shut up. Don't judge me!

He looked around, driving up to the area and stopping the bus. Most of the passengers stood in their seats, looking around to realize they had arrived. Immediately, Papyrus jumped through the bus's window and ran into the hotel with a shout. Through the fucking window. The door was open. He didn't care.

Nico was about to explain how important it was for everyone to move single file (Mr. Smiley's easily overexerted, Sans is incredibly fragile, Snake's blind, the entire cast of Outlast is kind of {{odd mumbling noises}}, etc.), but that was thrown to the fucking wall when absolutely everybody trampled over eachother. Including the people he was concerned about. Goddammit guys.

"Looks like we're here, everybody!" Nico called, smiling as he saw all of the characters pile out. This could only go horribly wrong.