Hi mi nam is Alexandra i am a 17 yer old trangendur gril livin in suth wales (i am atualy not a transformer but i hat cis peple so i prtend 2 be trans becus its cool). i also leik waching suppernature shlock and doctur ho hense i am a supperwarlock. i am a swj, and i hat man becuse dey r al munsters and i aslo hat borneos becuse they steeled hte shoa away from teh lidl grill tragit demgrafic and they al leik faping to pones. i also leik faping to picturs of benecol cumberland and tim hiddlston evun tho they r cis men becase tey are hot. this is a store abot my big intranet aventur, and hoe i savd timbr frum al surts of evul.

Chipter 1: mishon breefing

Wun dat I wuz browzin sheluck jifs on tumlr wen suddly Benedictine cucumber reechd out 2 meh and JUMPD OT OF TEH SKREN! He wuz acumponyd by his cumponion jim Whitsun whoo is liek Carla oswild in doctir woo ecsep he wuz prolly guay and fuks shilork alot.

'cum wiv mee if u wnt to sav hte cybur werld' sed shireluck 'wii ned u nao.'

'okeh' i sed. i jumed intothe scren and fond miself in timberland! I wsa al mi favrite chracters liek shilick and wotson (duh) annna elsuh sim and dawn wonchistur jick and fin hte dictur (IS NOT DOCTUR HOE ITS JSUT HTE DOCTAR OMG GIT IT RITE) and curler osold hurry rong and hermeeoknee petta and kantiss tyron jan danyrus and ron man and loci and bilbao golem and spungbib and pitprick and arnbo das and flutershi (i leik hte sho but nut hte borny fundum becuz dey r al gros and wur fiduras).

At tat momnt shorlork wanked up to hte intercum on a staj and sed, 'hour intranet savear haz cum! Alexandra willll bee te wun 2 sav us frum sertun dander!'

'wut iz zis danjr' I assed.

'tumbolr has bean Taken ovr by te cis men and u msut keel dem al' cuntinud shelack 'it sex in hte aynshunt proffessy'

his mad me appy becuz it meanz fat I hav privlejizz nao and not jsut man and taht I wuz hte moast import persin in siburspac (I new tat alreedy but the profffecee confrimd it).

'ono' I sed 'wut I hav 2 doo?'

jin waked ontothe stajj and contued 'u hav to fin d hte 4chin und riddet rmees ind u msut deefeet dem al.'

'okey' i replid and strtid on me crest.