Pairing: BurterxJeicexZarbon
Rating: PG
Warning: shounen-ai, threesome, AU (not that it's noticeable at all).
Word Count: 223
Disclaimer: I own nothing in connection with the fictional characters used in this non-profit fanfiction.
A/N: No, I have absolutely no idea where this came from.
Co-ordinated
"It's pink," there was a high tone of amusement in Zarbon's voice, despite the insults that had been exchanged during the past few minutes.
"It's violet red," Jeice, on the other hand, was much more annoyed.
"Which is pink."
"Check the goddam label! It's violet red!"
"It's still a type of pink. Are your eyes just for decoration?"
Jeice frowned down at his shirt. Then he spotted the arm warmers Zarbon was wearing, mentally kicking himself for not noticing sooner. "What about those? They're much pinker than my shirt."
"I happen to be co-ordinated. This goes fine with my skin. I don't know what the hell you were thinking by mixing pink with orange."
"For goodness sake!" Burter slammed his book shut, becoming even more irritated when he realized that he hadn't marked his page. "Jeice, just go and change your shirt. It'll shut him up. Zarbon, for giving me a headache and making me lose my page, you're bottom tonight."
"What?! That's not fair! He started it!"
"And I'm finishing it."
Jeice left the room, a happy smirk on his face. For a moment, the only sound was the rustling of pages as Burter tried to find where he had read up to.
"You can sulk and glare at me all you like. We all know you love it really."
"Screw you."
END
Finishing author's note: It's not like Zarbon could top them anyway.