I was just listening to Christmas music and thought of these parodies. Enjoy!
Me no own!
The first one. Original song: Grandma got run over by…. Now my turn.
Zero got plowed into by a Kaname
Coming out the shower this Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Yaoi
But that's not what all these fangirl (and boys) believe!
Repeat!
The second one! Original song: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus! Now mine!
I saw Zero kissing Ka-na-me
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Oh, what a laugh it would have been if Yuuki walked right in
Seeing Zero kissing Ka-na-me!
Repeat!
Third one! Original song: I heard the bells on Christmas day! My turn!
I heard moans on Christmas day
It sounded like someone was getting laid
Loud and husky they repeat
Fuck him good and fuck him hard
Repeat!
Fourth one! Original song: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas! Me!
I want a KanZeropotamus for Christmas
Only a KanZeropotamus will do
I don't want any Yuri and No Aido too
I want a KanZeropotamus to watch them play and have fun
Repeat!
Over!
Lol, I know some suck but no bashing in reviews it actually took a while for me to think of these.
And now when ever you hear these songs you can enjoy them, more!
R&R please.