Disclaimer: I don't own Sephiroth or anything from Inuyasha. But I do own myself! … But for how long?

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Chapter 1: An Insane Writer

Sephiroth was bored. Normally he had chaos to wreck, spirits to break or some such thing… But today all he had was a T.V. with nothing on, books he'd read a million times and… Wait a minute! He thought suddenly. My computer has these videos with people from these weird anime shows! I could look there. And so Sephiroth sprang from his seat on the couch and raced to the computer.

"Inuyasha? Ha; what a weird name for a show! Mine's a lot better: Final Fantasy. …… Yup a lot cooler with hotter characters." He continued to talk to himself while browsing through Inuyasha info. But nothing really interesting came up. But then an ad came up.

'ChaosAngelTears has just announced her thoughts on her two favorite characters of all time!' the ad blared with one winged angel playing in the background.

'ChaosAngelTears? Isn't she that really good famous fan fiction writer? Hn, this might be worth reading.' And so he read on.

'Her two favs are of course Sephiroth and Sesshomaru! But what are her thoughts? Well first she said that they both had eccentric personalities. Exact quote is: They're cold on the outside but deep down they're just two giant teddies waiting to be hugged!'

Sephiroth snorted and shook his head. 'She obviously needs help and soon. I wonder if this Sesshomaru is actually like me…If so then I'd be interested in meeting him. ' He turned back to the madwoman's ranting.

'Then she said that they are both quite strong: Sephiroth could destroy the whole world if he wanted to and Sess is only a little stronger than that. I think that they'd make a superb team!'

Now Sephiroth was glaring. 'How dare she even think that someone is better than me?! I'll teach her a lesson or two!' But for some reason he just read on. Sifting through the information the now suicidal woman was giving.

'I completely adore those two! They are just the cutest don't you think? … At this we remained silent, praying that they never find out about this. We mean, who would be stupid enough to call them cute? Hopefully she'll be locked up in a prison for freaks.'

Sephiroth was now boiling with anger. 'Just who is she to call me cute?! When I find her I'm going to tear her to shreds!!!' He didn't want to continue reading what this idiotic writer wrote but she might mention where she lived. It would make his life a lot easier.

'I hope that someday I'll be able to meet them… Then I'd so ask for an autograph! Hey I have an idea. If they ever happen to read this then I'll leave them my address. Seph, Sess its 13, Disaster Avenue! Hope you two can come. … Yes, well now she's asking for it. Maybe we can get a tape of Sephiroth's face when he reads this article. But we don't recommend being around ChaosAngelTears for the rest of her life; if you know what's good for you.'

Sephiroth grinned evilly. 'Now I have you silly writer. Your life is mine!' Suddenly he heard a knock on his front door. Sighing at being dragged from his fun thoughts he opened the door…

Only to find a furious Sesshomaru. "Sephiroth! We've got to make that stupid writer pay for saying those humiliating things!" He shouted angrily. Sephiroth nodded and showed him into his perfectly clean house.

"She's suicidal Sesshomaru that much we can be certain of." Said Sephiroth coolly. Sesshomaru smiled in agreement. "So what do you propose?"

Sesshomaru's smile widened into a grin. "I say we pay her a morning visit. I heard that she's the farthest from being a morning person." Sephiroth smirked at that. "And I have some spiders to freak her out. What did you have in mind?"

Sephiroth laughed. "Nothing like what you thought of! I was going to find her, torture her and rip her to pieces. Not give her the creeps with spiders… Though I have to admit, doing that does have its appeal."

"So it's settled. We're taking a little trip to ChaosAngelTears' house at 8:00 a.m. sharp."

Author's notes: Help! They're coming! Someone save me before it's too late. Hehe…I guess they'd really be pissed off if anyone said those things… But why me?! Oh yes read and review while I can still reply!