Chapter 1: Lily/James

James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew stood on Platform 9 3/4 grinning from ear-to-ear. It was the first day of their last year at Hogwarts and it was getting better by the second as they all noticed their female counterparts walking by. Lily Evans, Dani Littleton, Flicka O' Connell, and May Hitchston, they were all beautiful, the best of friends, and they didn't approve of the Marauders one little bit. Or really, Lily didn't approve the Marauders one little bit.

"Lily flower!" James called out and Remus groaned, immediatley sensing the scene that was about to unfold. He noticed Lily's new Head Girl badge glinting in the sun, matching James's almost exactly.

"I have great news!" James continued and Lily turned on him her green eyes narrowed and flickering in annoyance already.

"Your moving to Kazakhstan?" Lily asked hopefully and Sirius sniggered.

"Where?" James asked inquistively thrown off course for a second.

"It's a country," Remus whispered into his ear and James nodded.

"No, Lily dearest. I am, drum roll please," Sirius began pounding on his thigh's, "HEAD BOY!" James announced and everyone on the Platform froze. Lily, who had begun to waltz away, turned around slowly.

"I beg your pardon?" She asked slowly and dangerously, causing a few people to back away cautiously.

"I am Head Boy," James told her again offering a huge smile. Lily began shaking her head in disbelief

"Your not, it can't be true. Give Remus back his badge! I can't believe you thought you could get me to go out with you by lying to me," Lily shouted at him and James grew confused.

"Lily, I wasn't lying. This is my badge, not Remus's I'm telling the truth. And I wasn't asking you out, I was just telling you," James explained and Lily's face morphed into one of shock, anger, annoyance, and was it, dissapointment?

"You foul loathsome annoying self-centered GIT," Lily cried and ran off.

"All considered that went well," Sirius said and everyone nodded.

"I agree," Dani told him still staring after her friend.

"So how was your lot's summer?" Remus asked them his eyes set on Flicka.

"Normal," Dani replied.

"Fun," May said in her nasally voice.

"It was chill. And yours?" Flicka said her American accent thick.

"Lovely, top notch, although I could have done with seeing a little more of Dani," Sirius began before Remus could even open his mouth, and he scooped Dani up into a very seductive pose that caused Peter and May to erupt into uncomfortable giggles.

"Lily wouldn't approve of that," May snorted and everyone laughed until Lily herself appeared.

"No Lily does not approve of that," Lily said from behind the girls and after a quick look between Dani and Flicka they quickly grabbed May and followed after Lily.

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"Padfoot am I ugly?" James asked rubbing his hair and pouting in their carriage later that day. Sirius looked up from his 12th chocolate frog and nodded.

"Yes," he told him and James look a bit put out before turning to Remus.

"Moony am I ugly?" He asked, as though Remus was not expecting the question.

"Prongs, I can't give you a strong answer that because you are like a brother to me and besides, I am heterosexual but I will say no, you are not hideously deformed," Remus replied but James still was not satisfied.

"Wormtail am I ugly?" He asked placing his last dash of hope on Peter.

"No way," Peter replied whole heartedly and James grinned, but only for a moment.

"Do I smell then?" He questioned and Remus heaved a big sigh, which Sirius quickly mimiced (managing to spray Peter with some ABC Chocolate Frog in the process.)

"Prongs, we are not spending the entire train ride thinking about all the reasons why Lily doesn't approve of you," Remus cried. James looked mildy hurt, but his face instantly rearranged when the Marauders favorite girls strode by their compartment.

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"Remind me again why we are doing this?"Lily asked as the group of girls stopped in front of the Marauder compartment.

"So you don't die as an old spinster with a million cats," Flicka said matter-of-factly and Lily glared.

"Thanks Flicka, for responding to that so nicely," Dani scolded rolling her eyes.

"Forgive me please, I meant to say so Dani and Sirius can arrange where they will be having steamy hot sex later," Flicka said with a smirk and Dani rolled her eyes again.

"I'm sorry, I am still under the impression that it is for you and Remus to flirt-in-disguise," Dani retorted attempting to fight back.

"Hmm, how kind of you to care about my flirt life but no, it is truly for you and Sirius's sex life," Flicka bit back and Dani sighed in defeat.

"Are all Americans like you?" Dani asked shaking her head.

"Nope, I'm cooler," Flicka said and turned the knob opening the compartment door.

"Hey guys," Dani smiled and the boys all insantly jumped to their feet.

"Missing me already?" Sirius whispered huskily in Dani's ear. Dani giggled and Flicka's eyes flashed her a Like-I-Said-Look.

"Lily, I am sorry about before," James began his voice constricted and everyone braced themselves for the next Lily explosion, she, for some reason, did not approve of James apologies.

"Whatever, Potter. Let's just try and get through this year without killing each other," Lily said and everyone looked at her in shock, except for James who looked ready to jump for joy. SHE DOESN'T WANT ME TOTALLY DEAD, he sang in his head and everyone was now giving him weird looks.

"I, er, I agree totally Lily. Let's just try to make this as smooth as possible," James managed to get out and now Lily was the only one giving him a weird look. He hasn't asked me out yet, whats wrong? I mean not that I want him to or anything... she thought to herself as James sat back down on the bench. She snapped out of her reverie when she realized James was talking to her.

"Cauldron Cake?" He asked holding up the frosted treat. Lily (still in her spacy state) looked down at him.

"No Potter I will not go out with," She snapped but inside she was relieved that everything was normal.

"Er Lily, I wasn't uh, asking you out. I was offering you a Cauldron Cake," James said confusedly and Lily brushed profusely. Kill me now, she grumbled to herself before dragging her friends out of the compartment in a rush.

"Well that was odd," Sirius commented looking at the girls retreating backs. James, Remus, and Peter could only nod in agreement.

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