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Ever hear those lame April Fools jokes that go like "You're smart and pretty!… April Fools!"? Well that's what these are…
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Naruto
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"Your way better then Sasuke!"
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Sasuke
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"Orochimaru, wont ever try to stick it in you!"
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Sakura
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"Sasuke loves you, and your not a total bitch!"
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Kakashi
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"The mask makes you look cool!"
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Gaara
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"You don't look like your wearing eye shadow."
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Tsunade
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"You look so young and beautiful!"
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Jiraiya
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"Ladies like to sleep with you!"
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Orochimaru
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"No one thinks you're a gay pedophile."
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Itachi
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"I didn't just call all your fan girls, give them your exact location, then tell them you became a male stripper!"
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Deidara
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"You totally look like a boy!"
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Neji
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"You totally look like a boy!"
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Readers
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"You didn't lose 15 brain cells just reading this crap!"
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Lame I know but whatever…. Happy April Fools Day! I Hate All my Readers! April Fools
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