Hello, and welcome to the first Author's Note here on Fangirls Scare Me, a humorous little q & a fanfiction featuring characters from all walks of life, including the spin-off Beyond Birthday! Heh. . We'll see who dies first. All questions must be T, as this is obviously not M, and must be readable for me to understand and interpret. We may reserve questions (if this gets popular, that is) for later times as we see fit, but as long as they fit the rules they will always be used/answered from our wondrous cast! { / muttering } Yeah, "wondrous". .
Krishna;; And I'm your host, Krishna Rouselette!
{ There is zero applause from the cast, sitting in predefined seats on 'stage' }
Krishna;; . . . man, you guys don't look like you're in a good mood. I can help that!
BB;; Oh, of course you can. Just like how you bribed practically everyone to come, you certainly damn well can, right?
Krishna;; Now, did I ask the one most likely to kill me to answer that question?
{ The other cast members finally speak amongst themselves }
Krishna;; So. . Ah! I know! We can start answering sample questions to get things rolling! Shall we?
{ The cast stops, and looks at her }
Krishna;; . . . heh. Our first request of the day is to Light Yagami, sent from our director.
'So, Light, have you ever wondered what your name is spelt backwards?'
Light;; Actually, no, I haven't. . let's see. 'Imagay'?
{ Light takes a moment to figure out why the room erupts in laughter, and then gives nicely held poker face }
Light;; That doesn't mean anything!
Misa;; Don't worry Light-kun, Misa-Misa believes you!
Krishna;; { / recovering from a fit of laughter } God, he fell for that one like a kid going for the old ALT + F4 trick. But, to keep things short, I'll be back tomorrow with even more questions, and like the rest, make you reads cough up a lung laugh – wait, that's a bad thing. Damnit. .
Well, I hope you guys enjoyed this little teaser. Be sure to review if you'd like, we're always striving for new requests! Ah, did I say 'we'. . ? You'll see next chapter, and goodnight!