[Cas appears in the bedroom]

[Dean] WHAT THE HELL?

[Cas] Hello, Dean.

[Dean] Cas, Lisa and I –

[Cas] Are you having sex?

[Dean] We were going to –

[Cas] Did you learn that from the pizza man?

[Lisa] Who's the pizza man?

[Dean] NOBODY!

[Lisa] Do I wanna know who are you?

[Dean] Please, don't ask…

[Cas] I'm Castiel, an angel of the Lord.

[Lisa] So you're the famous Castiel!

[Cas] Did you talked about me to her?

[Dean] Of course not.

[Lisa] Actually he told me that you're a…

[Dean] Moron with wings.

[Lisa] …cute angel. And you are, indeed!

[Dean] Lisa, can you keep your mouth shut?

[Lisa] Did you just tell me to shut up?

[Cas] I think he did.

[Dean] Cas, shut up! What are you still doing here?

[Cas] I need to talk to you in privacy.

[Dean] Couldn't you wait?

[Lisa] Dean, don't treat him like that!

[Cas] Thank you.

[Lisa] No problem. I'll go downstairs. Do you want something to eat, Cas?

[Cas] Do you have hamburger?

[Lisa] I'm afraid not…

[Cas] So nothing for me, thanks.

[Lisa closes the door]

[Dean] Right, what do you have to tell me that is so important that cannot wait?

[Cas] I forgot.

[Dean] You…what?

[Cas] It happens, Dean

[Dean] Sure it happens…with old ladies, not with a nerdy angel!

[Cas] Don't call me that.

[Dean] Whatever, man. If you don't remember, you should go.

[Cas] Why?

[Dean] Why? Probably you're too busy to notice the fact that you showed up in my bedroom, while I was trying to make peace with Lisa, and screwed up, like always!

[Cas] I'm sorry, Dean. I just wanted…

[Dean] What?

[Cas] It's Christmas, you know.

[Dean] Oh, really?

[Cas] How you didn't know that?

[Dean] Look, man, you should go spent some time if your brothers and God, singing and dancing on the clouds, or whatever you freaks do on Christmas.

[Cas] God's not home, my brothers are killing each other, so I thought I could spent my Christmas with you.

[Dean] Dammit, Cas, this don't even make sense!

[Cas] Why not?

[Dean] Why do you wanna be with me on Christmas?

[Cas] I was watching tv…

[Dean] Oh no.

[Cas] And a kind woman said Christmas it's a day to reflect on the year and all the great things that happened, and eat cookies with someone you love. It's a magical day to humanity, so I was wondering…we went through so much, you and I…maybe we should spent Christmas together, I can learn to cook, bake you an apple pie, or we can go out and eat some hamburger.

[Dean] Why the fuck you watch television, anyway?

[Cas] You don't have to be mean, you know.

[Dean] Cas, all I want is sleep.

[Cas] Can I sleep with you?

[Dean] GOD DAMMIT WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

[Lisa opens the door]

[Lisa] Dean, is everything ok?

[Dean] Hell no!

[Cas] We are fine, thanks, Lisa.

[Lisa clothes the door]

[Dean] What did you do? You freaked her out!

[Cas] She doesn't need you right now

[Dean] What's wrong with you? Did you find a liquor store?

[Cas] I will, if you don't want to spent Christmas with me.

[Dean] Fine, you go, weird angel.

[Castiel disappears]

[Dean] Lisa, honey?

[Silence]

[Dean] LISA!

[Lisa opens the door]

[Lisa] Jesus, what happened?

[Dean] Are you ok?

[Lisa] Where's Castiel?

[Dean] He's gone.

[Lisa] I think I should lay in the bed.

[Dean] Yeah, you should.

[Dean goes downstairs and enters the kitchen]

[Dean] Cas?

[Silence]

[Dean] Ok, fine, we can eat together.

[Silence]

[Dean] Come on, man! Don't make me beg to you.

[Silence]

[Dean] Son of a bitch.

[Dean takes a deep breath]

[Dean] Castiel, could you please come here so we could chat?

[Castiel appears]

[Cas] Hello, Dean.

[Dean] You're not drunk, are you?

[Cas] Not yet.

[Dean] Maybe we could drink together

[Cas] And watch some porn?

[Dean] Yeah, we could watch…WHAT?

[Cas] I'm joking.

[Dean] No, you're not.

[Cas] Merry Christmas, Dean.

[Dean] Merry Christmas, Cas.