The Boy Who Lived: Behind the Scenes

by coolblue110

What if Harry wasn't the Boy Who Lived, but was merely playing him in a movie and was actually the sidekick! What if Ron was actually the Boy Who lived? And Hermione could see into the future and Harry was in love with Draco?Read the script to find out!

A/N: I am making this for fun. I love Harry Potter and uncovered this story in a pile of un-typed papers. I liked it, and have 2 chapters. Here is the first one. It's purely for fun!

-Camera zooms in-

Harry: Oh woes me! I am so emo and jerky that I can't defeat Voldumort! I'm so angsty!

Ron: Wait! Cut! CUT!

Director: *massages forehead* What is it Ron?

Ron: Why is Harry playing ME! I;m the actual boy who lives. He looks nothing like me! And my scar isn't on my forehead, it's on my-

Director: Yes,yes, we know. But we can't really say that in a book for ages 10 and up.

Ron: And I wasn't so emo! And what's this! He hasn't even defeated Voldumort yet! I defeated him like five years ago! When he was in Wal-Mart!

Director: It's for suspense, Ron. Now go play your role of being one of Harry Potter's sidekicks.

Hermione: Um, excuse me. I'm not a sidekick, and what's this about me sharing a corn muffin with Draco Malfoy? I think I should be with Ron. He's much better, plus it'll lead to more fanfictions.

Director: *takes script and changes it* Okay, now you're sharing a tart with Ron. Happy?

Hermione + Ron: Yes.

-Action-

Hermione: Harry, you must go tell Dumbledore about your scar! What is You-Know-Who is trying to do something?

Harry: NO. Dumbledore is mad at me for no particular reason and I'm hurting too much to realize that he actually really cares about me.

Director: CUTE! That's not in the script.

Harry: I thought it would add more "oomph" to it.

Director: We do not need more "oomph" in it.

Harry: Fine….fine…

-Action-

Hermione: Harry, you must go tell Dumbledore about your scar! What if you You-Know-Who is trying to do something?

Harry: Now, I will not go tell him because we don't need any "oomph" in the story and-

Director: CUT! Harry…

Harry: What!

Director: Read…the…script.

Harry: Fine. Can we just skip to the part with Luna Lovegood already?

Harry: What? Really! AWESOME!

Hermione: Oh, shut up. You know she's just going to cry all over you and you'll have a horrible date on Valentine's day.

Ron: Hermione can tell the future even though she hates to admit her amazing psychic powers.

Hermione: I just have odd notions.

Director: I think we should take a break for today…come back at eight AM sharpt guys! *claps hand*

-Out back-

Harry: *bights muffin* I think I did really wll.

Ron: I wish I was playing me…

Hermione: *looks at script* And what's this about Neville falling in love with me? We all know he'll end up with Luna, Ginny, or Hannah. Sheesh. They should really get their facts straight.

-Camera zooms out-

A/N: Loved it? Hated it? Wish you'd never read it? Any review is welcome!